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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:21 pm


I walk in looking rather disgruntled. "Yo new people I have never met before... how goes the drinks?"
PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:35 pm


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I walk in looking rather disgruntled. "Yo new people I have never met before... how goes the drinks?"

Your gruntles have been removed? Do you need for us to find them and regruntle you? I think we have a special machine for that.


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:33 pm


Exxos
Alyss Myssic
I walk in looking rather disgruntled. "Yo new people I have never met before... how goes the drinks?"

Your gruntles have been removed? Do you need for us to find them and regruntle you? I think we have a special machine for that.

*Leads Alyss away from Exxos and toward the bar* Just to warn you, he's quite serious about the machine. You really don't want to try it though...

Now... what can we get for you? You name it. We probably have it. 4laugh *hopes she doesn't regret saying that*
PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:43 am


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Exxos
Alyss Myssic
I walk in looking rather disgruntled. "Yo new people I have never met before... how goes the drinks?"

Your gruntles have been removed? Do you need for us to find them and regruntle you? I think we have a special machine for that.

*Leads Alyss away from Exxos and toward the bar* Just to warn you, he's quite serious about the machine. You really don't want to try it though...

Now... what can we get for you? You name it. We probably have it. 4laugh *hopes she doesn't regret saying that*


I laughed. "Umm Red Wine, with a dash of UV Cherry please." I smiled. "I am gonna love this place."

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:59 am


Camwen
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Alyss Myssic
I walk in looking rather disgruntled. "Yo new people I have never met before... how goes the drinks?"

Your gruntles have been removed? Do you need for us to find them and regruntle you? I think we have a special machine for that.

*Leads Alyss away from Exxos and toward the bar* Just to warn you, he's quite serious about the machine. You really don't want to try it though...

Now... what can we get for you? You name it. We probably have it. 4laugh *hopes she doesn't regret saying that*

Just because the prototype had a 14cm regruntler does not mean the current iteration does not have a narrower gruntle applicator. Some people like larger gruntlers anyway; I read it in an issue of cosmo I found in a hedge, so it has to be true! rofl Though I am working on the flow still; having a hard time getting the flow of gruntle below 35,000psi...
PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:07 am


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*A little glowing and barely flying mechanic ball flies into the canteen and drops it self on the counter. Rattling and sizzling the little ball creates a faint hologram of Lily*
"Hi guys, I hope my little friend got there. I just wanted to let you know that"
*the image fizzles little bit and comes back into focus after little bang from the ball*
"Damn, well, I'm alright but my Internet gets borked every now and then. I hope I'll have enough time to send you this message. I'll try to come back when I get the damn thing stabilized again."

*From the hologram you can see Lily poking the ADSL box with a screw driver when it starts to crack and pop with colorful sparks flying from the box*
"All right, I think it's going again. Hope you all are well and I'll see you soon... I hope"
*The little mechanic ball implodes with a pop and a faint blue haze spreads around the counter desk*

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:28 am


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"Thanks! I've got a drink for the moment. I might need a refill soon though. You own this place right?"

I do smile But Zach takes care of most of the bartending and cooking. Don't know what I'd do without him.
*grins towards Zach as he chats up another customer*

"I know that look."
PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:54 pm


Alyss Myssic

I laughed. "Umm Red Wine, with a dash of UV Cherry please." I smiled. "I am gonna love this place."


*pours Alyss' drink as Exxos explains the difference between the protoype regruntler vs the newer version*

What exactly would be the optimal flow of gruntle anyway? Is gruntle plural? Or would that be gruntles?

*sets the drink in front of Aylss just as Lily's mechanic ball flies in*

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Woah! What the...

*jumps back startled when the ball pops and then grabs a rag to wipe the bluish residue that settles on the bar*

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"I know that look."


hmmmm? What look? Did I get blue in my hair?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:16 pm


Tests have shown that 14psi is optimal. Anything over that would be exceedingly painful and possibly fatal.

Speaking of which, has anyone found the rest of the test dummy's pelvis and lower back? I refuse to admit that it was just vaporized in that test, it was rated for a lot more than what it was put through.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:39 pm


Exxos
Tests have shown that 14psi is optimal. Anything over that would be exceedingly painful and possibly fatal.

Speaking of which, has anyone found the rest of the test dummy's pelvis and lower back? I refuse to admit that it was just vaporized in that test, it was rated for a lot more than what it was put through.

Have you checked the sauna?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:48 pm


Camwen
Exxos
Tests have shown that 14psi is optimal. Anything over that would be exceedingly painful and possibly fatal.

Speaking of which, has anyone found the rest of the test dummy's pelvis and lower back? I refuse to admit that it was just vaporized in that test, it was rated for a lot more than what it was put through.

Have you checked the sauna?

The Sauna of Naughtiness or the Sauna of Unpleasant Skin Conditions? Because I am not allowed in the former since my idea for using strawberry jell-o powder to make yummy flavored bubbles both stained it and left it sticky in ways not intended. And well, I don't want to go into the latter. I am not even sure why we have it. I think Gavic installed it during his tenure as a tax write-off...
PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 10:51 pm


-Alyss takes a drink and smiles- Perfect... Simply Perfect!!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 9:48 am


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Exxos
Tests have shown that 14psi is optimal. Anything over that would be exceedingly painful and possibly fatal.

Speaking of which, has anyone found the rest of the test dummy's pelvis and lower back? I refuse to admit that it was just vaporized in that test, it was rated for a lot more than what it was put through.

Have you checked the sauna?

The Sauna of Naughtiness or the Sauna of Unpleasant Skin Conditions? Because I am not allowed in the former since my idea for using strawberry jell-o powder to make yummy flavored bubbles both stained it and left it sticky in ways not intended. And well, I don't want to go into the latter. I am not even sure why we have it. I think Gavic installed it during his tenure as a tax write-off...

Erm.. I thought we burned those down ages ago. And what's this about taxes? eek
PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:00 am


Join me in wishing Zacheriah Neoson a very happy birthday!!

He didn't want a big fuss made but I'd like to make a toast - and I'll be pouring drinks for anyone else who would like to join in.

Here's to you Zach! I hope you have a fantastic day!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:09 am


Camwen
Join me in wishing Zacheriah Neoson a very happy birthday!!

He didn't want a big fuss made but I'd like to make a toast - and I'll be pouring drinks for anyone else who would like to join in.

Here's to you Zach! I hope you have a fantastic day!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
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