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 Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:51 pm
1. If your doctor gave you three pills and said to take one every half hour, how long would they last?
A: They would last ONE HOUR. You take the first pill immediately, the second after half an hour, and the third after sixty minutes.
2. There are two U.S. coins that total $0.55. One of the coins is not a nickel. What are the two coins?
A: A nickel and a 50-cent piece. You might think to disagree, but read the question more closely. It says one of the coins is not a nickel. It doesn't say neither is a nickel.
3. Divide 30 by one-half and add 10. What is the answer?
A: 70.
30/0.5=60+10=70
4. What is the maximum amount of dirt that may be removed from a hole that is 3 feet deep, 2 feet wide, and 2 feet in diameter?
A: No dirt. Durf. It's a hole.
5. Do they have a Fourth of July in England?
A: Unless they have discarded the months, they should have a fourth of July. As well as a third of July and a fifth of July.
6. How long would it take a train one mile long to pass completely through a mile-long tunnel if the train was traveling at 60mph?
A: Two minutes. One minute for the front of the train to reach the end of the tunnel, and another for the end of the train to reach the end.
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:52 pm
How did something so adorable get a broken nose?! HOW IMPRUDENT!!! THAT IS UNFORGIVABLE!!! I SHALL CATCH THE CULPRIT!!!
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:52 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:52 pm
No fairs! Trick questions!!
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:53 pm
Wow Flamingo! You ish so smart! I'll ask you for help on my math homework if I ever need it. XD
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:53 pm
Well, they were logic puzzles after all.
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:54 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:55 pm
Fine....I ask you all to read this than tell me the answer!!
How quickly can you find out what is unusual about this paragraph? It looks so ordinary that you would think that nothing was wrong with it at all, and in fact, nothing is. But it is unusual. Why? If you study it and think about it you may find out, but I am not going to assist you in any way. You must do it without coaching. No doubt if you work at it for long, it will dawn on you. I don't know. Now, go to work and try your luck.
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:56 pm
Pop Pop is really creative and posts long when it comes to ping horses or wolves. -nod nod- More descriptive words. Would anyone like an example? *looks in her notepad* If I have one saved in there. Oh, I'm creative when it comes to poetry too! I have a few in my journal. -nod nod- M favorite is my newest one, Eagle, wich I don't think I posted in there...
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:56 pm
cool I feel humbled, Kurai.
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:58 pm
Shoot, I fail at life. Dx
I got numbers 3 and 4 right. ><
I FINALLY REPLIED TO YOU BEN!!
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:58 pm
 As much as i am honored to have you in my Guild cool
@Dee: Kurai's head needs to be saved for Math Homework gonk Kurai had gave it a shot by reading it twice, but see's nothing other then a few grammer mistakes.
07.09.06 heart
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:59 pm
Ok tell me when you people give up...*Whistles as she files her nails*
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:00 pm
Mwarhar! Here is Le poem titled Eagle. Tell me what you think!
The Eagle soared above in a midnight slumber
scanning below the pine tree tumber
She awaited for movement to hatch
Indeed this would be a successful catch
Down below she watched the foragers go
their pace steady but still quite slow
With a swoop down and a shrieking call
she saw a look of horrors befall
Sharp talons worked to take away
a small rodent who did sway
Inside her claws he did squeek
yet his efforts were too meek
Back to the nest she did carry
who hid in her talons oh so hairy
Her claws soon began to sweat
and she did drop the little pet
His eyes closed in a midnight slumber
falling down towards the pine tree tumber
Frail frame rapidly drifted below
his pace not at all slow
Eagle as she might be
taking off in a downwards flee
With a shriek and a lift
the eagle caught the mouse quite swift
Flying off into the deep sky
her claws would not pry
Eaglets squawked from their nest
just awaking from their rest
Mother as she was
dropped the small ball of fuzz
They squawked happily in joy
comtemplating what to do with their new toy
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:01 pm
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