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 Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:59 pm
Two-Face started to laugh out loud, slowly he stopped to dry his eyes "as if he doesn't have enough kids running around. I wonder if I can track down Hush and get some of his DNA."
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:00 pm
It's a good thing Robert would have left detailed instructions on how to carry out the cloning process too, otherwise a lawyer slash crime lord could never figure out how it's done.
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:15 pm
"You're an a** Harvey." She shrugged off the idea. Hush was handsome and capable, just too ******** psychotic for her tastes.
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:28 pm
"I think I know someone," chimed Clockwork.
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:34 pm
Harvey nodded "only with you... ok maybe I can make so Harley can be the other gene donor." He rolled his eyes at Stray's comment and opened his cellphone to call Arkham "Robert, it's Dent. Poison Ivy was killed and your son wants to know if you had any gear to clone her.... uh huh, files and instructional step-by-step videos are stored in laptop. Got it, I'll tell him." He looked at Nightmare "he wants to know if Mira's pregnant yet."
Nightmare groaned and facepalmed.
Two-Face nodded "she'll pop any day now. Good-bye." He clicked his phone closed.
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:54 pm
Ivy shot up, screaming at Harley. "WHAT?!" She glared at Nightmare. "Get over here. Now!"
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:57 pm
Nightmare looked over "what?"
Two-Face thumbed through an article on the Lanterns.
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:42 pm
Ivy rolled up the holiday JC Penny catalog and hopped off the couch beating the day lights out of Nightmare. "You idiot! You moron! You haven't even finished school! Your body was temple right?! You're just not into Mira like that, huh?!" Each swat got harder and harder. "YOU NEED TO GET A JOB!!!"
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:15 am
Nightmare shielded himself "I never even touched her, Two-Face just said that to yank dad's chain."
Two-Face snickered "I don't know.... she looks alittle bigger."
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:18 am
Ivy tossed the magazine dropping to her knees, crying. "Why? Why would you do this to me Eric? I worked so hard to make things happen for you? Was it me? Do you hate me that much? DO YOU WANT ME TO KICK YOU OUT ON THE STREETS?!" She sobbed hysterically falling onto her back.
Me: *eats popcorn on Edge's shoulders*
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:30 am
Edge tilted his head up at Haur "I am not a pirate and you are not a parrot" he tilted his head up at peeked up her skirt "but I'll let it slide ust."
Nightmare shook his head at Ivy "somedays I just want to tie you up and dump you on Arkham's doorstep."
Mira skipped out of the kitchen licking a chocolate covered ice cream bar, sprinkled with bacon bits "this is the greatest ice cream EVER!!!" She looked over at Nightmare "master, can we have sex yet?"
Nightmare groaned "no, I'm not ready."
Mira sniffled and whined "but I wanna procreate!"
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:36 am
Me: *scowls at Edge and thwomps his forehead* Stop gandering at my tinkerbells!
She continued her little tantrum, kicking and sobbing on the floor. "I'm a failure as a parent! You were better off in the streets! Why?!!" She whined and moaned, stopping short. She sat up. "Did she just call me Eve?"
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:42 am
^^ spelling error on my part
Edge stuck out his tongue "well stop sticking them out there to be viewed."
Nightmare groaned "you wouldn't be throwing this tantrum if I was crossbred with a plant instead of a crocodile and bat."
Mira knelt down and hugged Ivy, still sucking on her ice cream bar.
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:46 am
Awww, but it'd be funnier if that's what she did call Ivy XD
Me: They're under a skirt you damn old perv! Just shut up and be me chair! XP
She glared up at Eric. "What the hell does that have to do with anything?" She patted Mira's arm, acknowledging the young.. girl.. robot.. cyborg.. thing.
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:55 am
Nightmare folded his arms "cause the only thing you know how to take care of are your damn plants, you're chickening out cus I'm not easy." Edge stole another peek "well stop sticking them at eye level." Mira leaned against Ivy while she finished up her ice cream. Two-Face turned the page on his newspaper "oh look, the Gotham Club Villain just opened." Oops, wrong link, oh well Kenshi ^^;;
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