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 Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:55 am
So in the Home Depot the other day I run into the guy who used to own the bar I bounced at years ago, complete with handlebar mustache.
"Marty! My god man, you look like s**t."
"Well, couple of kids will do that to ya."
"That's true. Any word on who the real father is?"
"Oh it's me, but we're still curious about the real mother."
"Good luck with that. It's amazing who I keep running into in here."
"No joke. I saw Pungo Charlie in here just last week."
"Oh sweet Jesus. He didn't recognize you, did he?"
"Oh hell no. He was sober."
So in case any of you were wondering how I got this way, keep in mind I worked for that guy for years.
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:42 am
Beta Ray Bill No, no..just because anything you put after it sounds cool! "jared Ryker, PI..." "Jared Ryker, professional ninja..." "Jared ryker, temporary nun" See? all cool sounding. As for my real name..it's got the same effect. "Jay Hammer, MD" "Jay Hammer, Monkey wrangler" "Jay hammer, Pendulum Swinger" See? awesomeness abounds. I usually go with "Jared Ryker, Esq."
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:45 am
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:47 am
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:46 am
I usually just introduce myself as Henry ******** Rollins.
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:49 am
Lori Zechlin I usually just introduce myself as Henry ******** Rollins. ...I would love to see you interview for a job.
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:59 am
Well it didn't help me get into seminary school. emo
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:49 am
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:23 pm
So, tody sucked, kinda. Was riding my bike and wiped out, messed up my left arm pretty bad and only broke my collar bone, Right hand is also badly scarred.
So if you want to talk wait for a response.
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:26 pm
Aw, s**t, man! Why are all of my Kapow!ians getting injured by streets?! crying
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:30 pm
Rex Mason So, tody sucked, kinda. Was riding my bike and wiped out, messed up my left arm pretty bad and only broke my collar bone, Right hand is also badly scarred.
So if you want to talk wait for a response.
I called your cell but you didn't answer. Can't guarentee the message made any sense either. Just called to check your health.
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:44 pm
Goddamn! gonk Take care of yourself, man, that sucks unbelievably.
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:13 pm
Fables Rose Red Rex Mason So, tody sucked, kinda. Was riding my bike and wiped out, messed up my left arm pretty bad and only broke my collar bone, Right hand is also badly scarred.
So if you want to talk wait for a response.
I called your cell but you didn't answer. Can't guarentee the message made any sense either. Just called to check your health.
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:59 pm
Rex Mason So, tody sucked, kinda. Was riding my bike and wiped out, messed up my left arm pretty bad and only broke my collar bone, Right hand is also badly scarred.
So if you want to talk wait for a response.
Inquey's just gonna have to make you something special. wink heart
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 5:05 am
Just remember Rexy, chicks dig scars.
Hope you heal up quickly.
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