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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:55 pm
Granted. You get to play the newest pokemon game. And you end up trapped in it, unable to leave until you finish it all. Except for the part where you know NO ONE with a Dragonair (or whatever the name of that thing is) and have to live in pokemon world forever.
I wish spelling wasn't so hard. Damn this silly language.
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:56 pm
Grentd- u got yur wish, and now evryon tlks n00b, and speling tests r a b***h. cungradulatons, now wer al stoopid.
I weesh I had sumthin to let my anger ot on.
Pokemon games aret that bad. I bought Diamond for my DS. Go Pokemon.
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 6:06 pm
Dark_lord_15 Grentd- u got yur wish, and now evryon tlks n00b, and speling tests r a b***h. cungradulatons, now wer al stoopid.
I weesh I had sumthin to let my anger ot on.
Pokemon games aret that bad. I bought Diamond for my DS. Go Pokemon. Granted, but you let your anger out on your DS and now you can't play Pokemon Diamond. I wish I didn't have to take the SAT's (damn those intelligence hunters).
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 7:34 pm
Granted: all paper and digital tests are replaced with nacho eating contests and we all become grossy party fatties.
I wish mah teefs was all fixed.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:09 pm
Granted. But now you have serious bowel problems and end up crapping your pants every ten minutes. Well, at least you have a pretty smile?
I wish... That people would be nice tonight at work and tip me really well.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:30 pm
granted, but the world falls into a massive depression and all the tips you receive are now practically worthless and you can barely live off your current earnings!!
I wish that i had mind powers, that were useful and controllable and didn't land me in trouble with the government or any other governing body/organisation or with people i know/love...
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:53 am
Myrphomatic granted, but the world falls into a massive depression and all the tips you receive are now practically worthless and you can barely live off your current earnings!! I wish that i had mind powers, that were useful and controllable and didn't land me in trouble with the government or any other governing body/organisation or with people i know/love... Your powers control the id of people. The superego is completely taken full power. We will live in a world of warlessness and peace. Sadly, everyone will begin to fight over who is the most peaceful and it will be a catastrophic hippy - war! I wish I had my art supplies.
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:55 pm
Granted: congratulations! They're right with you. Bad news is they're ...in da butt.
I want a slurpee.
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:47 pm
Granted. But its s**t flavored. Yum.
I wish I didn't have to work three doubles in a row.
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:47 pm
Granted. You don't have to work any doubles, but your next day off is in ten days from now!
I wish I could jam with my black metal band.
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:10 am
Granted: you are blended into a jelly-like concoction with the rest of your band members and musical instruments. Delicious metal jam becomes the sandwich spread of choice and soon metal exists no more except in the mason jars of old ladies.
I wish I wasn't hungry. n_n
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:24 am
Granted you are no longer hungry but you do have permanite food posioning every time you try to eat or drink anything you attomaticly perjectile vomit it back up. People swear that they can count your spine through your stomach. Paris Hilton is jelous of you.
I wish Sangu hadn't dropped our english class I am lonely sleeping on the desk without her to poke me awake.
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:17 pm
Congratulations! Sangu is there. AS A ZOMBIIIEIEEEEEEE!!!1!!
I wish I had all of Beck's albums. biggrin
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:46 am
You have all the Beck CDs.. But they're made of gold (totally not readable by a laser)
Wish summer was over!
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:49 am
Hah! I think I'll be okay with that one... *schemes, disappears*
Granted: ЗАГРАЖДЕНИЕ! Добро пожаловать к ядерной зиме! (translation: boom! Welcome to nuclear winter!)
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