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 Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 12:02 am
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 11:57 am
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 11:59 am
Sangius  ohne Worte xd
Das hab ich auch gerade bemerkt xp
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Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 1:25 pm
lol
Sarkastische oder fiese Sprüche:
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
If you suddenly find you cannot fix it, screw it up so nobody else can !
i used to work in a helium factory but i quit, i refused to be talked to in that tone
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
well, You tried and you failed. The lesson here; never try.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried....
don't be yourself it will kill your soul
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.
Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 8:29 am
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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 10:18 am
heute..
Omi: "Und was hast du schoenes zum Geburtstag bekommen?"
Papi: "Ich hab mir Arbeit geschafft!"
mrgreen rofl
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 12:40 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 12:24 pm
als ich heute in gaia zu jmd gesagt hab: "tshculdigung das cih das jetzt sag aber für einen mann siehst du ziemlcih feminin aus" und SIE antwortete: "ich bin eine frau."
>.< oh man sowas kann echt nur mir passieren crying
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 4:14 pm
A: sag mal 3x weiss
B: weiss, weiss, weiss
A: was trinkt die kuh?
B: MILCH!
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A: sag mal 3x rot
B: rot, rot, rot
A: über was gehst du über die ampel?
B: rot
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:48 pm
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8m5d0_everything-is-amazing-and-nobody-i_fun
"everything's amazing and nobody's happy"
kein plan wer der typ is, aber der is sau gut. selten so gelacht.
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:53 pm
Als unser Statistik Dozent ausversehen gesagt hat:
"...Na ansonsten können sie ja zu meiner Stichprobe kommen!".
Er meinte natürlich Sprechstunde, aber omg xd was hab ich gelacht. dieser Versprecher war einfach der Knaller!! xd xd
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 3:04 pm
Violy, das Video ist echt gut! Das muss ich weiterverbreiten
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The_Delicius_Delux_Danny Captain
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 5:52 pm
über karl das menschen tötende lama
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 12:28 pm
als meine Schwester erzählt hat, dass ihr Freund neuerdings auf Möpse steht xd
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Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:33 pm
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