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 Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:45 am
Heh. My old band teacher in 6th grade (in 7th now) said 'what the heck?' to me cause i forgot my drumsticks to a concert. Heh heh. funny, huh? see i knew i'd laugh about that some day. rofl rofl
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:04 am
One day first trimester, we were practicing our concert band pieces. Our BD was trying to make a point to some of the sections how powerful they should be at the opening of the song. At the perfect moment, there was a thunder clap and he said "THAT'S how I want you to play!" xd
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:57 am
One day during summer band camp, Ancelet leaps up and screams at some poor little freshman:
"Damn it, Jenny! You're like a zit on the field! Learn your sets right!"
Poor Jenny.
I miss my sixth grade band director. So funny...
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:59 pm
We had a director from another school helping us one day before our spring, we get to have it at the opera house, conncert 3 years ago, there was a part in the song that called for a poco ritardando and we slowed down to much. So, he said, "No, no, no. I want a baby ritard!" and none of us could laugh because he was so serious when he said it. We still laugh about it.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:01 pm
my band teacher is crazy so she says a lot of funny things. she also says a lot of stuff that is just plain weird. sometimes she's scary O.o
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:02 pm
I'm not sure why but one of the kids in the drum line decided to bring a lightsabor into the band room. Anyway, one our band directer went up to him and he went " Can I barrow this?" The kid gave him a weired look but handed it over. At this point we were waiting for the band directer to come out of her office, which you can see into because there is a glass wall, and we watched as the band director with the lightsabor ran up behind the other and procided to yell " COME TO THE DARK SIDE" while waving it around.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:22 pm
My band teacher is so funny.HE says teh most random things.Like when he
yells at us,after that,he always says."And I mean that in a kind loving supportive way."LOL And the faces he does,hilarious.And,he always makes fun of the drummers.He should,because the drummers at my school are all spazes
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:25 pm
Kaiserhuff "Mr. Nicholson, I just had sex in the practice room." "Eww...dude, just clean it up when you're done." lol that is hilarious
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:13 pm
My band director had so many perverted sayings we made a list!
Here are a few:
*Wake me up with your tounge
*Just blow
*Keep a hold of your sticks
*Finger your parts
Our favorite was at the end of band camp his first year with us, he asked if everyone got to know there roomies better. After the response of yes, he said, "You really get to know someone when you sleep with them for five days."
X]
Another favorite was during marching band the same year. We had to 'dance' out on the field. So he told us to, "Spread your legs and have some fun." Now everytime we have to dance, he says that!
Also a person who helped out with band camp left a football out overnight on the band field. The next morning it had dew all over it. Someone threw him the ball and he said, "This ball is wet. I don't handle wet balls."
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:28 pm
Oh once our band director Mr. D. started to imitate our trumpet section because they playedd really really softly, and so he did this really really funny imitation of them. And he said in a wimpy voice, we are the trumpets, the really wimpy trumpets >.< everyone couldn't stop laughing ^^
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:32 pm
So, well. I wasn't really there at the time. but my friend told me what the band teacher had said to Orchestra as it prepared for the up coming musical.
"there's not enough sex in those symbols! haven't you ever been to a stripe club?" He yelled that at one of the people, it was suposively a funny moment. He has said amny funny things, sadly I can't remember them all.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:01 pm
Mr. Brooks was going to be gone for a few days, and Lilam, one of our tubas, asked where he was going.
Brooks: "Are you of age?"
Lilam: "No, i was just curious....O.o"
Brooks: "Ah, i'm being a jerk. No, i'm going to a wedding."
Lilam: "Congratulations!"
Brooks: stare "Yeah, your mom's pretty good."
Marching Band: blaugh rofl rofl
Lilam: "Yeah, i heard you've been scratching."
Brooks: "WHAT?! Yo' mama's got something?!"
EL OH EL!
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-----heartfelt_death-----
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:23 pm
I had the funniest band teacher two years ago...
He had many personal prhases, which we actually used in a little skit we created for his last concert (he left us, it was very sad).
Some of the more memorable things were:
"Poop twice on a sunday!"
"For the love of purple!" (we engraved that on a keychain for a good bye present)
"You SUCK!! I mean that with love and support.*smile*"
"Do the funky chicken!!" (this was for clapping off-beats - stick your head between your hands when clapping, it really works!lol)
(Chickpeas moment!" (He was on a diet - but he hid salt behind a picture of his wife...)
One of the more memorable things was when teaching classes key signatures, he would use flash cards. If they named the wrong key signature, he would then insult the student with an insult using the key signature.
Example: flashcard: Bflat major
Student: E flat major??
Teacher: BONEHEAD!!!
Highlight of my day ^_^
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:04 pm
well, we were all being idiots as usual and talking while the band teacher was talking all of a sudden he says "Niko, were you going to kiss her?!?!" because this kid, Niko ,was whispering something in this girls ear and was like 2 inches away. we all burst out laughing
well, it was funny at the time...Not sure if other people will laugh...
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:05 am
we were having ensemble practice one day and the flutes went into the woodwind room. mrs. j (whos pregnant) came in and started a conversation about pregnancy, cholesterol, and peeing in a cup. then she said that if her cholesterol gets any higher the doctor was gonna make her pee in a jug.
then mr. j randomly walked in and said "i love my tuba ensemble now i just need about 50 more" over all i found it quite strange
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