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 Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 10:17 pm
C.J. DIDN'T just open fire. He just prepped the gun and kept it trained on the guards. "Lay your weapons on the ground or start makin' peace with God. Trust me. I already mowed down one floor's mooks. I got NO problem beating Arell's kill count!" he growled. His fun-loving demeanor replaced be a mean, surly young man.
"Well DUH! I just got my girlfriend kidnapped. My best friend's VANISHED, found out that said girlfriend hocked my soul, and now I got miles and miles of mooks. OF COURSE I'm A Liiiiiiiiiiiittle bit TESTY! If I see a certain pudgy sumbitch, I plan to put one RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!!"
Testy? Nononono. Testy is not getting a parking spot until after class starts. THIS, my friend, is Homicide!
((and LOTS of it. We're PAST PG13. WAY past! By the way, shouldn't we ASK first before we up and gun down Fisk?))
"Not right now! I'm so mad I could take a hundred of these assholes!"
Dude, calm down first. There's only fifty of 'em.
"Oh SHUT UP, Narrator! I'll shoot 'em all twice!!"
((Ugh . . . stupid, hard-headed li'l . . . ! Uh, anyways. Would you mind much at all, Rosie? Just so we don't have to hear about it later? Okay, maybe not KILL 'im, but y'know, shake him up a little bit?))
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Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 4:06 pm
Not at all, I'll see what I can- The guards grunted, a clacking echo bounced off the marble walls as they all readied their guns, and then they rushed the door. The ones closest to the elevator shooting to try and take him down before he shot first. ....well... uh. Nevermind. Have at it...
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 9:11 pm
It was through that first initial burst that C.J. LET himself get hit. Fortunately, the majority were VERY nonlethal, but they did look deadly as he stood there, acting like nothing was really all that wrong.
"Funny, that's what they tried, too!" he said joyously as he opened fire RIGHT back at the others, a cocky smirk on his face as he let the others have it. Ha! There IS a benefit to having my soul used as a bargaining chip. I oughta thank Misty for this neat-o little plot twist! he thought as he shot.
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Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 5:20 pm
As the front line continued to charge and shoot at CJ, the ones in the back took a serious note that the bullets did virtually NOTHING to the man. They also apparently decided that they had a little more to live for and took off in the opposite direction.
The others, unfortunate souls, were mowed down in a spray of bullets much like the ones on the floor below them.
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 5:24 pm
"Well . . . that was a little bit more than I thought I was gonna do today." he mentioned as he walked past the bodies, seeing the back row running for their lives after their comrades got gunned down.
"Hope y'all got enough coins for their eyes, fellas. All I got is some bullets . . . matches, three bus tokens and a ticket stub for the Reverend Horton Heat show." he mentioned as he leaned up against the wall, he said, looking down at the holes. Well, after THIS is done, I'd better get a change of clothes before I go to the circus. People are gonna ask why I look like I got rubbed against a cheese grater. he thought as he waited on his invisi-buddies.
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Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 5:35 pm
"Oh, don't worry about that. We have plenty." one replied as he floated about the hallway. His body bent over to inspect the bodies about the hall. "A bit of a plus side to the currency being out dated... we have a vast amount of old coins to just carry around. Just enough to pay for their ride, then circulated back to us." he said, then grinned and looked back up at the man. "Actually, I'm sure just one of us can follow you about while the other lingers about to collect."
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 5:50 pm
C.J. smirked. "Neat little racket you got there." he said with a smirk when he noticed something was shaking . . . a survivor! Someone tried to hide behind something in hopes that C.J. didn't see him! Silly fool oughta know better.
Aren't you and the boss in Hell right now? he thought . . . well no. We're technically at the house.
I gotcha. he thought in reply as he looked around before looking at where the guy was hiding.
"Look, what's with you mooks and shitting yourselves? Seriously. It's not cool, and at least these other guys don't have to smell it." he said with a sniff. "Don't blame 'em. I WISH I didn't have to smell what you ate recently!" he quipped as he wandered ahead.
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Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 4:41 pm
The spirit chuckled a bit to himself as he followed after CJ, leaving his partner behind to do his task. It shouldn't be long now at this rate. There should be another hall full of guards now, if that. The office of the man in charge of the whole building was just down the hall. Funny thing though... it almost felt as though what guards were still on this floor were retreating. Leaving the larger doors unguarded.
Surely the giant man wouldn't be that stupid...
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 7:41 pm
C.J. smirked as he walked along, gun out in front of him. "Aww, I guess the rest of 'em don't wanna come out and play, buddy!" he mentioned cheerfully as he got towards the big doors. Just had to pop 'em open and wait . . . Fatass couldn't be gone TOO long. He could bust a cap and make it good!
"One of the perks of being a guy who can't really die yet."
Yeah, don't get cocky.
((Place your bets now! Who's gonna win? Plucky fourth-wall breaker or the freaking Sumo Wrassler Kingpin?))
I dunno.
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Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2013 1:51 pm
Oh... I don't know about that. The big guy could have another trick up his sleeve before he allows his hands to get dirty. You never know....
Right! He could have some, oh, lets say a beautiful blonde bomb-shell who's getting a pretty little raise in her allowance to throw you out the window.
... or he could have just hired the Bombshells.
Pfft. They'd tear up his office. Though he might need the wall taken out... I'm still trying to figure out how the double doors are big enough for him...
... Meh, he'll find out soon enough.
That's right. Just have to open the doors and find out. That's all. Just... open them up. Go on. Nothing to be worried about.
... you're having just a little too much fun with this.
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2013 7:34 pm
"I do NOT trust those voices in my head. They sound EXACTLY like what my writer would say . . . and that's ********' SCARY!!"
Oh, COME ON!! Quit being a damn wimp and open the doors. Then again, I don't see why fat boy'll need those double doors. Then again, Hell better get ready for a wide load! We're gonna deliver Fat Boy to his final destination!!!
((Don't encourage him, you fool!!))
"What?! You think I'm chicken?! Fine, I'll go in!!"
((WHAT?!))
You ain't gonna!!
I sure am, boys! he thought as he prepped the gun as he kicked the doors wide open, a smirk on his face as he prepared the clip of ammo, having looted the corpses he mowed down. "Alrighty then. WHO ELSE WANTS A PIECE?!?" he crowed as he got ready to rumble!
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Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2013 12:56 pm
The moment the doors burst open, the man was met with two VERY big and elaborate looking guns pointed at his face. Each looked like they were well beyond anything the guards were carrying, and could only be assumed that they were stolen from some high-class gunsmith. Each gun was being held in the hand of a red and black costumed figure with a long blonde pony tail that dangled past her lower back. As big as the guns were, she seemed to be holding them with minimal effort. "Right here, handsome!" she called out. "But don't worry... I'll leave the BEST piece fully intact."
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:19 pm
"Well . . . ******** real here, Benoit. Did you REALLY think we were gonna just be able to waltz in, blow Fisk fulla holes and walk out?
((Wouldn't be surprised if he did!))
"Well YEAH . . . it woulda been fun . . . well, for me anyways! But yeah, that was kind of the plan."
((See? What'd I tell ya?))
PLAN?!?!? YOU MEAN TO TELL ME ALL THIS TIME YOU HAD A PLAN?!?!
"Well, KINDA."
C.J. smirked a little bit as he stared down the guns. "Well, bonjour, ma'am. This turned out to be a good plot twist. Say . . . you break the fourth wall, I break the fourth wall. Let's team up on this pudgy bozo, split the cash and call it even, eh? 'Sides . . . the whole 'let's get C.J. riddled with bullet holes' schtick kinda got me bored. If it didn't work the LAST three times, it miiiiiiiiight not work this time." C.J. said, making with the snarky comments in front of the guns.
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Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 12:37 pm
Oncaro Hey, are we going to get a post for Batwoman anytime soon. Been waiting for seemingly forever, dude.
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 4:06 pm
Lady Deadpool smirked. Not that anyone could tell behind her mask, but it was sort of funny that the guy was trying to turn the tables. "Or Big Bertha here might just knock your head right off your shoulders. Don't know about you, but that's a pretty big hassle to try and heal from. Plus I could see how far I could punt you out the window." she replied. Then she gave him a little shrug. "Or I could put the guns away, get out my swords, and chop you up into itty-bitty-bits. Either way, I don't get paid until you're no longer an issue. So... no splitting any cash until I actually have cash."
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