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 Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:20 am
Professor Scott Summers Lex Joseph Luthor Professor Scott Summers *Puts his gun on the bar top.* So... anyone seen Emma lately? *Examines the gun curiously, but without touching it. After deciding it ISN'T Megatron, loses interest* I've seen no Emmas. Sorry. My name, Havok, is Alexander Luthor. Or Lex. I cannot see how you'd confuse me with the telepath who holds your leash. He's in a wheelchair. I am not.
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:21 am
*Sniffs the air.* I can smell you, Cajun. I've never met another man who wears Paris Hilton cologne.
((Well thank God for that, I'd hate for my jokes to go over everyone's heads.))
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:23 am
I feel sorry for folks who buy Britney Spears' perfume. Everyone knows that rubbing a truck stop air freshener over your face a few times is a much more economical and authentic way to smell like Britney Spears.
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:24 am
Lex Joseph Luthor My name, Havok, is Alexander Luthor. Or Lex. I cannot see how you'd confuse me with the telepath who holds your leash. He's in a wheelchair. I am not.
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:25 am
Professor Scott Summers *Sniffs the air.* I can smell you, Cajun. I've never met another man who wears Paris Hilton cologne.
((Well thank God for that, I'd hate for my jokes to go over everyone's heads.)) Where is Kyle anyways?
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:25 am
Virgil Hawkins I feel sorry for folks who buy Britney Spears' perfume. Everyone knows that rubbing a truck stop air freshener over your face a few times is a much more economical and authentic way to smell like Britney Spears.
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:26 am
Time for work. Later folks.
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:26 am
Later, Kitty. Try not to shoot anyone.
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:27 am
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:29 am
Professor Scott Summers Virgil Hawkins I feel sorry for folks who buy Britney Spears' perfume. Everyone knows that rubbing a truck stop air freshener over your face a few times is a much more economical and authentic way to smell like Britney Spears. Yeah, I heard. But... that didn't stop the crotch shot heard 'round the world.
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:30 am
Professor Scott Summers Virgil Hawkins I feel sorry for folks who buy Britney Spears' perfume. Everyone knows that rubbing a truck stop air freshener over your face a few times is a much more economical and authentic way to smell like Britney Spears. Trust me, we know. K-Fed is gonna wrestle John Cena on New Years. We're TIRED of hearing about it. I'm also tired of seeing pictures of Britany showing off her womanly parts to the world.
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:32 am
See the joke was that K-Fed is the truck stop air freshener. This just isn't my day for humor, but then I rarely consider it a good day when I wake up identifying with Cyclops...
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:33 am
I know. But, the greater joke is that Britney hasn't gotten the stink off her yet. domokun
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:33 am
Wally_West Professor Scott Summers Virgil Hawkins I feel sorry for folks who buy Britney Spears' perfume. Everyone knows that rubbing a truck stop air freshener over your face a few times is a much more economical and authentic way to smell like Britney Spears. Trust me, we know. K-Fed is gonna wrestle John Cena on New Years. We're TIRED of hearing about it. I'm also tired of seeing pictures of Britany showing off her womanly parts to the world. ::Checks Wally off the list:: Well, that's everybody.
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:33 am
When did Cyke get his Masters?
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