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 Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 8:37 pm
Officer Hot-Pants carminepixie Officer Hot-Pants *srpings up and stumbles out of the curtain* Not to worry! *Pulls out a flute and plays a jaunty little tune* ... ... Oompah loompah doopity doo! What the heck are you doing?
Stop this nonsense and fix my curtains!
NOW! scream
I'm trying to, but someone locked the poor little guys outside. >.> NO!
Fix it!
NOW!
ALONE!
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 8:57 pm
Camwen humble_gypsy_traveller Yay! Elf Warlord! MWaha! Bow down to my barbaric presence! And parish to those who are down wind! I haven't showered for two months! twisted Come closer, Evil Warlord of Stinkiness! I shall smite thy kneecaps! *Whips around and blasts out a Chernoble skin melting fart* Bwaha! twisted
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 9:05 pm
carminepixie Officer Hot-Pants carminepixie Officer Hot-Pants *srpings up and stumbles out of the curtain* Not to worry! *Pulls out a flute and plays a jaunty little tune* ... ... Oompah loompah doopity doo! What the heck are you doing?
Stop this nonsense and fix my curtains!
NOW! scream
I'm trying to, but someone locked the poor little guys outside. >.> NO!
Fix it!
NOW!
ALONE! *snatches up curtain* This will make for a very nice velvet dress! *snatches flute out of Officer Hot-Pant's hands and skips away blaring out a belligerent tune* evil
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 4:56 am
humble_gypsy_traveller carminepixie Officer Hot-Pants carminepixie Officer Hot-Pants *srpings up and stumbles out of the curtain* Not to worry! *Pulls out a flute and plays a jaunty little tune* ... ... Oompah loompah doopity doo! What the heck are you doing?
Stop this nonsense and fix my curtains!
NOW! scream
I'm trying to, but someone locked the poor little guys outside. >.> NO!
Fix it!
NOW!
ALONE! *snatches up curtain* This will make for a very nice velvet dress! *snatches flute out of Officer Hot-Pant's hands and skips away blaring out a belligerent tune* evil STOP RIGHT THERE!
AND GIVE BACK MY MOM'S CURTAIN!
Little rascals. Always messing with my house! scream
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 7:06 am
carminepixie humble_gypsy_traveller carminepixie Officer Hot-Pants carminepixie Officer Hot-Pants *srpings up and stumbles out of the curtain* Not to worry! *Pulls out a flute and plays a jaunty little tune* ... ... Oompah loompah doopity doo! What the heck are you doing?
Stop this nonsense and fix my curtains!
NOW! scream
I'm trying to, but someone locked the poor little guys outside. >.> NO!
Fix it!
NOW!
ALONE! *snatches up curtain* This will make for a very nice velvet dress! *snatches flute out of Officer Hot-Pant's hands and skips away blaring out a belligerent tune* evil STOP RIGHT THERE!
AND GIVE BACK MY MOM'S CURTAIN!
Little rascals. Always messing with my house! scream *stops, looks back, tears the already torn curtain in half, leaves one half on the ground and skips away again blaring on the flute* twisted
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 7:16 am
.....*Goes behind the bar, fixes the strongest drink he can handle, then downs it in one go*
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humble_gypsy_traveller rolled 2 20-sided dice:
7, 16
Total: 23 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 7:21 am
The list is made by fabulous Game Master Exxos and how to play it is to roll two twenty sided dices. Then you see the numbers you got and make the avy according to it. So if you get numbers 4,7 then you can either be gnome bard or merefolk cleric.
Race:
1 = Human
2 = Elf
3 = Dwarf
4 = Gnome
5 = Orc
6 = Fae (Fairies, brownies, sprites, etc.)
7 = Merfolk (mermaids and aquatic races)
8 = Avian (Harpies, anthropomorphic birds)
9 = Angels and demons
10 = Human
11 = Elf
12 = Dwarf
13 = Halfling
14 = Goblin/hobgoblin/bugbear
15 = Lizardman/draconic/troglodyte
16 = Aberrant (Yay for a catch-all! Beholders, Aboleth, Mimics, Myconids, Illithids, whatever, make something weird)
17 = Troll
18 = Were-creature (Werewolf, Werebear, Weretiger, Weremolerat, etc.)
19 = Human
20 = Undead
Class/Occupation:
1 = Barbarian
2 = Mage
3 = Thief
4 = Cleric/Priest
5 = Druid
6 = Henchman
7 = Bard
8 = Flamboyant Merchant
9 = Knight/Paladin
10 = Fighter
11 = Wizard
12 = Rogue
13 = Monk
14 = Ranger
15 = Tavern keeper
16 = Pirate/Buccaneer
17 = Ninja
18 = Noble/Royalty
19 = Warlord (fighter-noble)
20 = Craftsman (Blacksmith, Potion Maker, Scribe, etc.)
Time for another roll!
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 7:32 am
humble_gypsy_traveller *stops, looks back, tears the already torn curtain in half, leaves one half on the ground and skips away again blaring on the flute* twisted *breaks down into tears*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! TT________TT
*tries to run after the culprit, but fails to catch up on him*
I'll get you.. SOMEDAY.
RASCAL.
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 8:25 am
Zacheriah Neoson .....*Goes behind the bar, fixes the strongest drink he can handle, then downs it in one go* *finds Zach behind the bar clutching a bottle* Ahhh. don't worry. Everything will be ok. Did you know the Canteen has survived zombie attack and it's even been exploded once! *brings out the emergency bar elves, who through use of hard work and strong magic, straighten the place up again* I know this won't last, but it can always be fixed up again wink (that's right - as the bar owner I can play god here LOL)
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 9:58 am
Camwen Zacheriah Neoson .....*Goes behind the bar, fixes the strongest drink he can handle, then downs it in one go* *finds Zach behind the bar clutching a bottle* Ahhh. don't worry. Everything will be ok. Did you know the Canteen has survived zombie attack and it's even been exploded once! *brings out the emergency bar elves, who through use of hard work and strong magic, straighten the place up again* I know this won't last, but it can always be fixed up again wink (that's right - as the bar owner I can play god here LOL) Yeah, well, "Daddy" still needs a drink with these shenanigans *Takes another long drink*
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 2:32 pm
Zacheriah Neoson Camwen Zacheriah Neoson .....*Goes behind the bar, fixes the strongest drink he can handle, then downs it in one go* *finds Zach behind the bar clutching a bottle* Ahhh. don't worry. Everything will be ok. Did you know the Canteen has survived zombie attack and it's even been exploded once! *brings out the emergency bar elves, who through use of hard work and strong magic, straighten the place up again* I know this won't last, but it can always be fixed up again wink (that's right - as the bar owner I can play god here LOL) Yeah, well, "Daddy" still needs a drink with these shenanigans *Takes another long drink* Yeah.. there's nothing I can do about the shenanigans. 4laugh
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 5:38 pm
Between all the other stressors, I decided to try to go back to school for a degree... gonk I am not sure what direction to go since I don't have interests or ambitions. I like sleeping mostly. rofl Though I am being pushed towards accounting, as well as considering office tech and medical office assistant. Though MOA requires things that would be hard for me to get to meet the prereqs.
I figure though if I can do this and get a job, maybe I can get independence and un**** my life.
I need a drink stronger than I can handle. I want to pass out and not be freaking out about everything for a few hours.
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 7:09 pm
Exxos Between all the other stressors, I decided to try to go back to school for a degree... gonk I am not sure what direction to go since I don't have interests or ambitions. I like sleeping mostly. rofl Though I am being pushed towards accounting, as well as considering office tech and medical office assistant. Though MOA requires things that would be hard for me to get to meet the prereqs. I figure though if I can do this and get a job, maybe I can get independence and un**** my life. I need a drink stronger than I can handle. I want to pass out and not be freaking out about everything for a few hours. I don't know if you're pushed into working because you want to, or family pressures have been forcing you in that direction...but have you considered volunteering in fields you enjoy?
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 8:18 pm
humble_gypsy_traveller Exxos Between all the other stressors, I decided to try to go back to school for a degree... gonk I am not sure what direction to go since I don't have interests or ambitions. I like sleeping mostly. rofl Though I am being pushed towards accounting, as well as considering office tech and medical office assistant. Though MOA requires things that would be hard for me to get to meet the prereqs. I figure though if I can do this and get a job, maybe I can get independence and un**** my life. I need a drink stronger than I can handle. I want to pass out and not be freaking out about everything for a few hours. I don't know if you're pushed into working because you want to, or family pressures have been forcing you in that direction...but have you considered volunteering in fields you enjoy? More like he needs to escape his family. Good on you Exxos! Do what you need to do to get away from them 3nodding *sets out a couple of Irish Car bombs for Exxos* 
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 8:20 pm
Camwen humble_gypsy_traveller Exxos Between all the other stressors, I decided to try to go back to school for a degree... gonk I am not sure what direction to go since I don't have interests or ambitions. I like sleeping mostly. rofl Though I am being pushed towards accounting, as well as considering office tech and medical office assistant. Though MOA requires things that would be hard for me to get to meet the prereqs. I figure though if I can do this and get a job, maybe I can get independence and un**** my life. I need a drink stronger than I can handle. I want to pass out and not be freaking out about everything for a few hours. I don't know if you're pushed into working because you want to, or family pressures have been forcing you in that direction...but have you considered volunteering in fields you enjoy? More like he needs to escape his family. Good on you Exxos! Do what you need to do to get away from them 3nodding *sets out a couple of Irish Car bombs for Exxos* Volunteering is a great way to get away from the stress of work, family and anything else...maybe he can do both?
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