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 Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:22 pm
I'll saw your feet off for 5k. That should help you meet the height requirement. >=3
You won't need them in the spacecraft, anyways.
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:24 pm
*Puts his "Push It To The Limit" mixtape in the deck; hovers finger over "Play."*
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:26 pm
That is...oddly amusing. And I fit all the requirements, which is even more amusing.
Except for the "terminal view on life" IE "Death Wish." xd
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:31 pm
The way I see it there are four possible outcomes.
1) The rocket doesn't work, you get off Scott free with 25k
2) The rocket doesn't work, and you die a fiery death
3) The rocket does work, you die lonely in space long before you ever reach Titan
4) You get raped.
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:39 pm
5) You get raped, and crammed into the rocket, which blasts you into space where you die a lonely death.
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:44 pm
... but you still get twenty-five thousand dollars.
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:47 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:54 pm
Hey.
I haven't read that one yet.
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:16 pm
You might get the money, but you'll get crammed into a rocket, get a rocket crammed into YOU, and you'll die without being able to spend the money.
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:35 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:51 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:54 pm
And thus, Donkey Kong was born. Edit: And while we're at it...
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:07 pm
I'm just glad that melenium falcon arc is over or whatever. Because an entire chapter of mythical creatures and a few double page spreads of WHITE LIGHT and barely any text was stupid. Now they got pirate ghosts ships, which is at least twenty eight times more awesome than that nonsense.
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:08 pm
I like how the level of awesome is quantifiable.
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:09 pm
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