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 Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 12:32 pm
Semper Fiasco Granted, but one of them is a cannibal and you're not sure which one. I wish to be blown apart and left wherever I land. Granted, but you land in the Sahara, your flesh magically fertilizes the entire desert, plants begin to grow there, the world's ecosystem slowly starts to decay and break down. This entire affair ends in the extiction of all animals on the planet. And in the end, we all find out that there is a God. I wish my opinions were taken into consideration everytime I enter a real-life debate. (apprently, if you're 13, you're not smart enough to debate stare )
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 12:34 pm
Granted. But you have to wait another seventeen years before this happens for you.
I wish the toilet wasn't broken... I really need to pee.
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 3:22 pm
PickleBoy Granted. But you have to wait another seventeen years before this happens for you. I wish the toilet wasn't broken... I really need to pee. Granted, but now your computer's broken. I wish the battery of my cell phone would die.
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 7:40 pm
russiangal367 PickleBoy Granted. But you have to wait another seventeen years before this happens for you. I wish the toilet wasn't broken... I really need to pee. Granted, but now your computer's broken. I wish the battery of my cell phone would die. Granted: the battery of your cell phone dies a horrible, excruciating death, and the horrid moans of its otherworldly agony fill your ears for weeks until it finally goes kaput. I wish I could save myself the trouble of repeating myself every day by having all the moderate Christians understand why "but a life without God is saaaaad! crying " is just a stupid appeal to consequences and does nothing to further their cause.
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 12:40 pm
Theophrastus russiangal367 PickleBoy Granted. But you have to wait another seventeen years before this happens for you. I wish the toilet wasn't broken... I really need to pee. Granted, but now your computer's broken. I wish the battery of my cell phone would die. Granted: the battery of your cell phone dies a horrible, excruciating death, and the horrid moans of its otherworldly agony fill your ears for weeks until it finally goes kaput. I wish I could save myself the trouble of repeating myself every day by having all the moderate Christians understand why "but a life without God is saaaaad! crying " is just a stupid appeal to consequences and does nothing to further their cause. Granted, but now you have to listen to their pleas for you to turn into a Christian. I wish my candy wasn't eaten.
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 3:06 pm
Granted but it's that 3 month old, bottom of the bowl candy that no one will touch because some inconsiderate person gave you bad fruit candy for halloween or valentines days. biggrin
I wish I wasn't grounded (or dead ninja )
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 9:14 pm
Granted: in amazing double-whammy, science invents a sweet potion that makes you peppy, happy, ungrounded and not dead.
The downside is that it makes you succumb to fits of floating that are uncontrollable and powered by broccoli farts.
I wish my sweet pet bunny wasn't giving me terrible allergies.
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 12:58 pm
Theophrastus Granted: in amazing double-whammy, science invents a sweet potion that makes you peppy, happy, ungrounded and not dead. The downside is that it makes you succumb to fits of floating that are uncontrollable and powered by broccoli farts. I wish my sweet pet bunny wasn't giving me terrible allergies. Granted, but s/he dies instead. I wish my bird wouldn't swear so much.
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 1:02 pm
Theophrastus The downside is that it makes you succumb to fits of floating that are uncontrollable and powered by broccoli farts. And this is corrupt or bad how? That'd be awsome rofl To russiangal, it's probably do to you swearing around the bird lol so to fix the problem we simply duck tape your mouth, and the birds, and put a feeding tube in ya both so you don't die. mrgreen I wish, oh how I wish my teachers didn't hate me.
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 7:17 pm
russiangal367 Theophrastus Granted: in amazing double-whammy, science invents a sweet potion that makes you peppy, happy, ungrounded and not dead. The downside is that it makes you succumb to fits of floating that are uncontrollable and powered by broccoli farts. I wish my sweet pet bunny wasn't giving me terrible allergies. Granted, but s/he dies instead. I wish my bird wouldn't swear so much. O_O.. o_o... crying
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 11:11 am
The Candy Store Massacre And this is corrupt or bad how? That'd be awsome rofl To russiangal, it's probably do to you swearing around the bird lol so to fix the problem we simply duck tape your mouth, and the birds, and put a feeding tube in ya both so you don't die. mrgreen I wish, oh how I wish my teachers didn't hate me. Granted, but now all of your classmates hate you for being a teachers pet and constantly stab you with lead pencils and fountain pens! I wish my computer was the fastest, most powerful supercomputer in the world, that despite its sheer power could never develop individual thoughts and therefore the power to take over the world, had a WYSIWYG image based OS that was compatible with all software, past present and future, in a language u could understand, could access the internet at incredibly fast speeds but was also protected from all viruses/malware etc. that has been made and will be made and contained nanobots that constantly updated the inner workings so that it never became out of date. It also allows me to update myself, and preserve myself and all of those around me in a state of perpetual physical youth for as long as I and the other people involved see fit. (lets see you corrupt that one ;p)
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 11:41 am
Granted! Your computer is the most wounderus piece of technology ever created. Unfortunetly the government gets word and has The FBI confiscates it under the pretence that it is linked to several hacking incedets including the release of pictures of Prez Bush wearing a Tuu-Tuu in the elemetry level play he put on for the cabnet. Seeing as people nolonger have civil rights you are rapped up in red tape and will never see you wounderful comupter ever again. Once they seaze it you begain to age rappidly now that the computer is no longer managing your body health and functions. Wellcome to the wide world of adult dipers.
(Didn't see that one comeing did you. blaugh )
I Wish there was a 8th day of the week between sunday and monday.
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:11 pm
banryuu Granted! Your computer is the most wounderus piece of technology ever created. Unfortunetly the government gets word and has The FBI confiscates it under the pretence that it is linked to several hacking incedets including the release of pictures of Prez Bush wearing a Tuu-Tuu in the elemetry level play he put on for the cabnet. Seeing as people nolonger have civil rights you are rapped up in red tape and will never see you wounderful comupter ever again. Once they seaze it you begain to age rappidly now that the computer is no longer managing your body health and functions. Wellcome to the wide world of adult dipers. (Didn't see that one comeing did you. blaugh ) I Wish there was a 8th day of the week between sunday and monday. Oooh very nice use of governmental power *applause* Granted, but on that day it's worse than sunday, everyone in America is asked to do their civil duty, and preform meaningless acts of community service.
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:08 pm
Myrphomatic I wish my computer was the fastest, most powerful supercomputer in the world, that despite its sheer power could never develop individual thoughts and therefore the power to take over the world, had a WYSIWYG image based OS that was compatible with all software, past present and future, in a language u could understand, could access the internet at incredibly fast speeds but was also protected from all viruses/malware etc. that has been made and will be made and contained nanobots that constantly updated the inner workings so that it never became out of date. It also allows me to update myself, and preserve myself and all of those around me in a state of perpetual physical youth for as long as I and the other people involved see fit. (lets see you corrupt that one ;p) I woulda just said, "Granted: on your way to pick up the computer you get hit by a train." XD And since TCSM didn't make a wish, I will. I wish that my success as a writer would soon build for me a comfortable wealth that was so great I could live opulently off the interest alone.
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:28 pm
Granted, but then suddenly *dun dun dun* a lawsuit is filed against you, under the context that it is not your skill, but the stolen work of your ex next door, neighbor. You are then fined for ever penny you mayed and discredited as an author, the bank repossesses your house, car and girlfreind, and you become a rather popular hobo. mrgreen
I wish I had a new game to play.
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