Weirdest sex dream ever!
Junior year of High school (I think?)
Started out with a hott and heavy 3some. It was awesome. me and 2 other extremely hott men plowing away, I don't even remember how.
Than a nerd comes along (who was also oddly naked, but not actually involved in the festivities), and he's kind of a dark gingery kid with glasses and relatively big teeth. Apparently, he was the jealous type; not because he had anything to do with anybody there, but because he wasn't nearly good looking enough to get anything by anybody. Real awkward and scrawny and weirdly shaped, and nobody wanted to tap dat s**t.
So he walks in, gets all redfaced and angry, and all the action stops, cuz like "Hey! This naked-fugly-gingery-nerd-thing just walked in!" and it would've been weird to continue. In the meantime, the gingery nerd thing is also wearing a wizard hat, a cape, and wand with a star on it. Turns out, he plays DnD and knows magic.
He cast a spell on my d**k.
Than a little Frog appears on my d**k, bearing the same color and texture-of-skin as that of the Head of my d**k. It was weird. But it was all crawlin' around my d**k....nothin special. This was the epitomized wrath of the jealous-blue-balling-fugly-naked-gingery-nerd-thing.
Fail.
I don't remember anything after that, so I must've been woken up by the inconsequential fury of-
Oh wait, it was my alarm clock cuz school.
lol I know I awoke with a boner, cuz it was a Horny day, and despite the oddities, this dream was why! Musta fallen asleep w/o fappin'...
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