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 Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:40 am
Granted; I just gave you some... but the intarwebz ate them.
I wish diapers were free.
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:49 am
Granted. They are free but they are all used.
I wish my grandma hadn't died.
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:56 pm
Granted; she's alive, but she isn't YOUR grandmother.
I wish I could read every book in the world.
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:15 pm
Granted. but they are all large encyclopedias
I wish that I wasnt hungry
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:35 pm
Granted... but you aren't hungry because you're dead. neutral
I wish my kids would quit taking things off the Christmas tree.
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:42 pm
Granted, but now there taking things from the kitchen.
I wish I had the ability to swap from male to female and back whenever i wanted.
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:54 pm
Granted. But anything after your first gender change nobody will ever remember you and you will be unable to have ANY sexual pleasures.
I wish that my wish would not get corrupted.
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 2:04 pm
Granted; now it will, instead, be swallowed.
I wish I could paste hair that falls out back into my scalp.
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 2:08 pm
Granted. But in addition you start growing hair out of your: Back, arms, ears, legs, nose, and armpits. and all of your razors that touch your skin (or hair) expolde.
I wish I was a real dragon.
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:19 pm
Granted... but now there are a thousand modern-day knights with fighter jets hunting you!
I wish my husband would get a sex change.
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:26 am
Granted but hes still has his male parts
I wish I got peanut butter
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:31 am
Granted, but its filled with dead flies, I hope you like Chunky.
I wish my wishes wouldn't come true.
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Kage-Taisen Twilight Crew
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 8:02 am
Granted, but you cannot afford the tax on them so they were reposessed.
I wish Numa Numa never existed.
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:05 am
Granted but he's right next to you! evil
I wish there was world peace whee
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:30 pm
Granted; but now, civilization has fallen, and the animals are laughing at our extinction.
I wish Humane Societies sent the bodies of the euthanized animals to starving countries.
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