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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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 Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:03 pm
H: Low brass! There's one bari and three tubas! The bari should NOT be overpowering you guys! Look at his instrument! You could crush it and throw it in your tuba!
Kyle: And I could still take all of them down...
H: Be quiet, you!
Tubas: WTFXD
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:47 pm
Phantom of the Forum H: Low brass! There's one bari and three tubas! The bari should NOT be overpowering you guys! Look at his instrument! You could crush it and throw it in your tuba! Kyle: And I could still take all of them down... H: Be quiet, you! Tubas: WTFXD Whooooo!!! power to the Bari saxes!!!!
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:06 pm
I C-D's nuts in your mouth.
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:08 pm
this year at band camp our band teacher said "All who beat for a living go to the front row" for pictures and he was talking to the drummers and the low brass section guys went to the front row...
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:22 pm
I'm sorry but every look we made guild spotlight!!!
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:55 pm
"Mr. Nicholson, I just had sex in the practice room."
"Eww...dude, just clean it up when you're done."
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 3:06 pm
my band derector told the trumpets to show him their middle finger, so the whole trumpet section flicked him off >.<
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 3:06 pm
"So right now this song is an elephant. An elephant that's trying to hide from a lion. So the elephant is tiptoeing through the forest"
"Maxwell, elephants don't live in the forest."
"...so it's tiptoeing through the forest, but it's still an elephant, so it's still big"
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 3:12 pm
my jazz band director disses the students all the time it's funny
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 3:25 pm
Every time it's someone's birthday, we will sing happy birthday to them, because we don't have the sheet music for them. After one horribly out of tune rendition, the lead trumpet player called out "And THAT'S why we aren't in choir!"
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 3:27 pm
My band teacher absolutely loves to make a fool of himself.
We were playing "Gypsy Caravan" for the first time straight and the middle of the song he jut randomly jumped off his pedestal and danced one of those Gypsy dances, in the process making an utter fool of himself. This made several instruments drop, especially Angeline's mallets (She and I both play Xylophone/Mallet Percussion/ Bells/Chimes etc.) On the bell set and everybody was laughing so hard several concerned teachers walked into the room.
But he's like in his mid-twenties, so we all forgave him.
And we won't ever let him forget how much of a retard he can be.
The one year that we played "Phantom of the Opera" everyday we played that song in band he'd wear one of those paper mache masks that looks like the one form the movie.
Frankly, He likes to dress up for whatever we play and I live to see the day he teaches band in a dress.
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 3:45 pm
lol My band teacher, Mr. Gronda, doesn't like me. I'm first chair, and got a solo out of the section. He told everyone else to practice it anyway, because I might get eaten by a wildebeast (note: don't wildebeast NOT eat meat??). On another occasion he's said that my arms will fall off, and they'll have to staple them back on. XD
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 3:48 pm
My band teacher is always funny! I think he could win Last Comic Standing if he tried. xd
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:06 pm
OMG!!!! my badn treacher, or he was, he retired, was SOO crazy, and he had THE BEST ways of saying someone was stupide, like, a few bees short of a hive, a couple cookies, short of a jar, and a few snadwhiches short of a picnic. Alos, his hair, literal was like a halo around his head LMAO!
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:25 pm
My band teacher once said When people dont play right "That really frosts my banana" Oh i miss you Robbo. cool
i also had a band teacher who constantly told us about his many divorces and wives....Hes been happily married to the same woman for 60 years.
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