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 Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:36 pm
I hack your account but then get caught. my IP address gets banned and I die from lack of gaia, a necessary nutrient for the human geek's body.
I drop a 50,000 dollar camera from TV productions class.
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Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:40 pm
I pick up the camera, but as I turn away i trip and bust the camera. Your teacher then murders me in replace of the cost.
I drop my doggie, Dakota.
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Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:44 pm
I pick him up and he bites me. I die of rabies. ^-^;;
I drop my doggie bailey
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Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:13 pm
I pick up Baily, but get crushed by the shear weight.
I drop Mirinda.
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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 6:15 pm
We end up alone and when I think she isn't looking, I end up smoking more weed. She kills me because I promised not to.
I drop my new headphones.
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:59 am
I put on the new head phones and they come alive and strangle me.
I drop a magnet.
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:01 am
ɪӎ αҭ ѡαя ѡɪҭʜ ҭʜє ѡϕʀʟȡ ȼαυʂє ɪ - αɪɴҭ ɴєѵєя ʛϕииα ʂєʟʟ ӎʏ ʂϕυʟ
Since I have a fairly high iron level the magnet sticks to me. Then all the magnets in the world crush me.
I drop Flyleaf's new album Memento Mori that I just downloaded.
ɪѵє αʟяєαȡʏ ӎαȡє υρ ӎʏ ӎɪɴȡ - иϕ ӎαҭҭєя ѡʜαҭ ɪ ȼαиҭ ʙє ʙϕυʛʜҭ ϕя ʂϕʟȡ
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:04 am
I pick it up and start jammin' to it. nicole then kills me for jammin' without her. lol
I drop my library card.
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:07 am
ɪӎ αҭ ѡαя ѡɪҭʜ ҭʜє ѡϕʀʟȡ ȼαυʂє ɪ - αɪɴҭ ɴєѵєя ʛϕииα ʂєʟʟ ӎʏ ʂϕυʟ
I pick up the library card but my library won't take it so I go on a killing spree. The police kill me with a taser for the killiing spree.
I drop a waffle maker.
ɪѵє αʟяєαȡʏ ӎαȡє υρ ӎʏ ӎɪɴȡ - иϕ ӎαҭҭєя ѡʜαҭ ɪ ȼαиҭ ʙє ʙϕυʛʜҭ ϕя ʂϕʟȡ
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:10 am
I pick up the waffle maker, and try to make delicious waffles with it, but I end up burning down my house and burning to death inside.
I dropped a parking ticket.
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:11 am
I pick up the parking ticket and get shot for not paying it on time.
I drop a vertebrae.
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:18 am
I pick up your vertebrae, but it's leaking all sorts of marrow and bloody stuff and I catch the AIDs and die. =[
I drop a golf pencil.
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:24 am
ɪӎ αҭ ѡαя ѡɪҭʜ ҭʜє ѡϕʀʟȡ ȼαυʂє ɪ - αɪɴҭ ɴєѵєя ʛϕииα ʂєʟʟ ӎʏ ʂϕυʟ
I dunno what it is so I break it in half and you kill me for it.
I drop the blanket I'm cuddling.
ɪѵє αʟяєαȡʏ ӎαȡє υρ ӎʏ ӎɪɴȡ - иϕ ӎαҭҭєя ѡʜαҭ ɪ ȼαиҭ ʙє ʙϕυʛʜҭ ϕя ʂϕʟȡ
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:27 am
I pick up the blanket and try to snuggle in it myself, but end up smothering myself because of my stupidity. =O
I drop a Q-tip.
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:39 am
I pick up the q-tip and accidentally jab my brain out. I dies from it. XD
I drop my awesome size 11 hightops.
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