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 Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:01 pm
That's not the only thing you make me think about...
<3~
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:03 pm
I called her on the phone and she touched herself... xD
<3 ...I laughed myself to sleep.
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:26 pm
Whenever Dildos come to the convo I remember of a very nasty scene of the movie "Requiem for a Dream" and this old man screaming "Back to Back"
if you know what i'm talking about... You KNOW what i'm talking about xD
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:13 pm
I called her on the phone and she touched herself... Sorry, I just had to post this.  ...I laughed myself to sleep.
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:39 pm
You know, looking at this thread makes me remember Cameron (from House)'s speech on sex in like Season One or something...
Dr. Cameron: I'm uncomfortable about sex.
Dr. Robert Chase: Well, we don't have to talk about this...
Dr. Cameron: Sex COULD kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it UNBELIEVABLY fun, the human race would have died out eons ago.
[She pauses to catch her breath]
Dr. Robert Chase: [He is speechless]
Dr. Cameron: Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Know that women can have an hour long orgasm?
Dr. Eric Foreman: [enters]
Dr. Cameron: [as if nothing had just occurred] Hey Foreman. What's up?
Brilliant...
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 5:37 am
I should probably take up watching House, huh?
LOL@Stone d***o. xDDD
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:36 pm
Srta Tap Dance Pelvic Thrust Fairy Srta Tap Dance
I don't have nude pictures either
I do have a sign I made for Noi... with mah bra ninja
Poet should post the pictures in the PYP thread x3 ZOMG HO!
<3
emo
I whore around one the internetz all the time. 8D
Just. . . I show them no pictures. They're not good enough to see me and mah sexeh bra and panties.
Second thought, I take that back. I'm not a whore period. I'mma flirt.
>w<
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:04 am
` Sam -
Mornings. Whenever that happens. a.k.a., when we wake up.
80% of the time, we has morning wood.
In my case, it's that, and when taking a shower.
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:44 am
I called her on the phone and she touched herself... Hrm, I suppose. This boy was talking about it late at night though.
Haha, I could never generally tell if a boyfriend of mine actually had just normal morning wood or not when I stayed over. I was bad for molesting them awake. lol ...I laughed myself to sleep.
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:35 am
Pelvic Thrust Fairy Tis ho'kays I suppose.
I whore around one the internetz all the time. 8D
Just. . . I show them no pictures. They're not good enough to see me and mah sexeh bra and panties.
Second thought, I take that back. I'm not a whore period. I'mma flirt.
>w<
I didn't show anything than what the regular people can see me wearing when I go out with some clothes that show cleavage... or when I'm wearing bikinis... but I hardly wear them u.u
@Sam: lol
j00 molests them awake! xD
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:25 pm
[Noi] ` Sam -
Mornings. Whenever that happens. a.k.a., when we wake up.
80% of the time, we has morning wood.
In my case, it's that, and when taking a shower. Also for me when i'm on teh bus for school.
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:35 pm
Teh_shadow_assassin [Noi] ` Sam -
Mornings. Whenever that happens. a.k.a., when we wake up.
80% of the time, we has morning wood.
In my case, it's that, and when taking a shower. Also for me when i'm on teh bus for school.
...odd.
=/
Morning wood is funny. A few times I'm all groggy and I'll be thinking, "God, WTF IS POKING ME?!" . . . "Ohhhhhh. Right." *Scoot over* xD
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:42 pm
`Tahirah Teh_shadow_assassin [Noi] ` Sam -
Mornings. Whenever that happens. a.k.a., when we wake up.
80% of the time, we has morning wood.
In my case, it's that, and when taking a shower. Also for me when i'm on teh bus for school.
...odd.
=/
Morning wood is funny. A few times I'm all groggy and I'll be thinking, "God, WTF IS POKING ME?!" . . . "Ohhhhhh. Right." *Scoot over* xDYeah, but when i get on the bus it's like only 5 minutes after i've waken up and it's very un-comfortable on that bus. The seats suck, and there's alot of sluts on it. T.T
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:17 pm
I don't get morning wood
u.u
I do have morning bladder xD
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