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Yuh huh. ;-;
Who was there to kick him out of the bed, and stick knives in awkward places? :c
Or to impale him with meat hooks and tie him up in my basement. :c

I'd like to see you try talk2hand

...Wait, no. I wouldn't. ._.

@Ninjaa: I'M SPECIAL AND ORIGINAL! D<

That's the most sweetly sadistic(would that count as an oxymoron, or a paradox.) thing any girl has ever said to me. O////o

Careful, she does bite you know...*Is distracted by that thought.*

O3O Yayz~
*dances*
foxie is a Romantic sadist though, Not sexual sadist.
o3o

Why would I use rusty tools? o:
I have this nice sticky, flammable stuff I put on my metal toys.
It keeps it sharp, makes it resist, scratches, rust and stains. o3o
Foxie works hard to keep all my toys nice and sharp. o3o
And we have the Societies I keep getting invited to...
the gamers group isnt that useful, Butt he medival one has their own blacksmiths that make armor/weapons for the group.
I can bring them my scrap metal and they will make it into what I want. o:
And replacing custom made weapons can be a pain. ><;
Sides you dont want the wounds to get infected.
It can mess up your plans quite abit. o3o

Depends on the girl and the time.
I have heard people describe it as "feeling like I am pissing out half my intestines". o3o