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 Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:16 am
We have Tivo?
Really Loki, what do you want?
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:20 am
Why does there always have to be some big nefarious reason for me being around? I can't just be an Anne Paquin fan?
*A pair of disembodied hair scissors float up behind her.*
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:24 am
I'm convinced you don't go anywhere or say anything unless it's for some reason that will further your self.
*Goes and snatches the remote out of his hand and turns the TV off.*
Say whatever you came here to say and then get out.
*Notices the floating scissors where she use to stand.*
You're kidding. I was hoping Bigby was just pulling my leg; but you want my hair? Won't your lady love get all jealous? Are you going to keep it in a locket and think of our recent fun times when you're lonely?
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:29 am
*Sighs and the scissors disappear, but he twitches his nose and the TV turns back on.*
No, I usually have dwarves make magic wigs out of it, don't flatter yourself.
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:34 am
I can't help but feel flattered. First the kidnapping now you want my hair - you're kind of doing this whole stalking thing backwards aren't you?
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:52 am
I've never been a stickler for tradition. Now can we do this the easy way or do I have to resort to violence?
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:20 am
Violence, I suppose.
OR you could just give me Cap's shield.
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:51 am
Well, what would you be willing to part with for it? I did go to a great deal of trouble to get it and it suits me so very well.
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:57 am
*Stares intently into his face for a while then clicks her tongue in irritation.*
My hair.
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:03 am
Fair enough.
*Drops the shield unceremoniously and snaps his fingers, binding Nat in heavy chains.*
That's for your benefit. Valhalla forbid you have to tell your lover you came to me willingly.
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:09 am
*Looks down at the chains then back at Loki, obviously angered but remains calm.*
I didn't come to you, you came to me. Which leads me to believe you need my hair, and I want the shield so this is a legitimate trade; there is nothing here he can get upset about.
Up until now.
*Shakes her arms and rattles the chains.*
What have you to fear of Bucky?
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:19 am
Fear?
*Loki steps uncomfortably close and begins snipping away Nat's hair with the practiced ease of a Soho-Queer hairdresser.*
Why I have nothing to fear. I've noted both in my personal experience and in recreational reading, that there is a very peculiar yet effective way to shake the very foundations of your typical virile male hero.
*Gathers up the hair he's cut so far and slips it into a satin pouch, repositioning himself behind Natalia to get the rest.*
You go after his woman, as is the parlance of the times. It seems to have a rather emasculating effect on them, which in due time will be seen as quite ironic in this instance.
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:24 am
*Sits in still silence, waiting for him to be done.*
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:26 am
*Finishes cutting and deposits the rest in the bag, then lights a cigarette, walking back to where he left the shield.*
Was it good for you too?
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:36 am
*Spits at him.*
Du 'dolboeb blyadischa.
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