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 Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:10 pm
l-Kathulu-l Cabron LaSwan l-Kathulu-l bleu_flame Rom's name was Jeremy as well. You: Heyy
Stranger: hiiiiii asi?
You: 18/F/LA
Stranger: dont disscounet when i tell u
You: Okieee. c:
Stranger: 11 f la but i know alot about sex soo yea
Stranger: ask me anything about sex ill know it
You: Woah! Watch out, guys! We're dealing with a badass over here!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ask me anything about sex
You: Hmm... So basically you discovered Wikipedia? How cute.
Stranger: no i live in a ******** UP ******** HOUES c**t
You: I see. So how often does Hugh Hefner feed you?
Stranger: srry i got mad
You: THE MONSTER LIVES!!!!!!
Stranger: SHUT UP U DUM p***y ******** JACKASS c**k SUCKIN b***h
You: Caps Lock makes me look cool too. biggrin
You: Also, misspelling "dumb" is the worst mistake you could have made right now.
Stranger: SHUT THE ******** UP
You: You never said "Simon says"!
Stranger: ******** U
Your conversational partner has disconnected.xDDDD What the hell? Good lord how adorable i live in a ******** UP ******** HOUES c**t SHUT UP U DUM p***y ******** JACKASS c**k SUCKIN b***h YOU NEVER SAID SIMON SAYS!
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:14 pm
Cabron LaSwan l-Kathulu-l Cabron LaSwan l-Kathulu-l bleu_flame Rom's name was Jeremy as well. You: Heyy
Stranger: hiiiiii asi?
You: 18/F/LA
Stranger: dont disscounet when i tell u
You: Okieee. c:
Stranger: 11 f la but i know alot about sex soo yea
Stranger: ask me anything about sex ill know it
You: Woah! Watch out, guys! We're dealing with a badass over here!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ask me anything about sex
You: Hmm... So basically you discovered Wikipedia? How cute.
Stranger: no i live in a ******** UP ******** HOUES c**t
You: I see. So how often does Hugh Hefner feed you?
Stranger: srry i got mad
You: THE MONSTER LIVES!!!!!!
Stranger: SHUT UP U DUM p***y ******** JACKASS c**k SUCKIN b***h
You: Caps Lock makes me look cool too. biggrin
You: Also, misspelling "dumb" is the worst mistake you could have made right now.
Stranger: SHUT THE ******** UP
You: You never said "Simon says"!
Stranger: ******** U
Your conversational partner has disconnected.xDDDD What the hell? Good lord how adorable i live in a ******** UP ******** HOUES c**t SHUT UP U DUM p***y ******** JACKASS c**k SUCKIN b***h YOU NEVER SAID SIMON SAYS! :33 < *kt suddenly apurrs and it turns out kt was a trollcat all along!*
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:21 pm
l-Kathulu-l Cabron LaSwan l-Kathulu-l Cabron LaSwan l-Kathulu-l bleu_flame Rom's name was Jeremy as well. You: Heyy
Stranger: hiiiiii asi?
You: 18/F/LA
Stranger: dont disscounet when i tell u
You: Okieee. c:
Stranger: 11 f la but i know alot about sex soo yea
Stranger: ask me anything about sex ill know it
You: Woah! Watch out, guys! We're dealing with a badass over here!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ask me anything about sex
You: Hmm... So basically you discovered Wikipedia? How cute.
Stranger: no i live in a ******** UP ******** HOUES c**t
You: I see. So how often does Hugh Hefner feed you?
Stranger: srry i got mad
You: THE MONSTER LIVES!!!!!!
Stranger: SHUT UP U DUM p***y ******** JACKASS c**k SUCKIN b***h
You: Caps Lock makes me look cool too. biggrin
You: Also, misspelling "dumb" is the worst mistake you could have made right now.
Stranger: SHUT THE ******** UP
You: You never said "Simon says"!
Stranger: ******** U
Your conversational partner has disconnected.xDDDD What the hell? Good lord how adorable i live in a ******** UP ******** HOUES c**t SHUT UP U DUM p***y ******** JACKASS c**k SUCKIN b***h YOU NEVER SAID SIMON SAYS! :33 < *kt suddenly apurrs and it turns out kt was a trollcat all along!* LPS CAN'T BELIEVE SHE HAS BEEN TALKING TO AN AUTISTIC CATFAG.
LPS PROMPTLY LEAVES TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:23 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:24 pm
Cabron LaSwan l-Kathulu-l Cabron LaSwan l-Kathulu-l Cabron LaSwan i live in a ******** UP ******** HOUES c**t SHUT UP U DUM p***y ******** JACKASS c**k SUCKIN b***h YOU NEVER SAID SIMON SAYS! :33 < *kt suddenly apurrs and it turns out kt was a trollcat all along!* LPS CAN'T BELIEVE SHE HAS BEEN TALKING TO AN AUTISTIC CATFAG.
LPS PROMPTLY LEAVES TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES. :3 < *kt watches lps stomp off in a catfit and licks the blood off his paws from the furesh kill* ii have two 2top thiis. hElP mE
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:25 pm
Stranger: hi
You: heyy
Stranger: what's your favorite fetish?
You: Typing.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Wrong answer, I assume. :c
Edit:
Stranger: U wanna sext?
You: Is that where you rape an iPhone's headphone jack? I didn't think it'd fit in, but if that's your thing, go for it!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:32 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: vleu
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m here
You: bleu
You: is this you
You: it
You: it tastes like leather
You: why
You: why do
You: why wont you answer my bleu
You: i cant go back to my kitchen this way
You: you dont have to talk
You: i love you no matter what
You: but its just hard
You: y'know
Stranger: what are u talking
You: i cant do this much longer
You: what do you mean
Stranger: where r u from
You: i love you
You: i want to be with you
You: but you need to put some effort into this
You: I can't do this forever
You: all we ever eat is leftover pasta
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:35 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:51 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
is this the krusty krab?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: THIS
Stranger: IS
Stranger: ********: PATRICK
Stranger: YA ******
You: wwhy are you callin me
Stranger: HEY
You: oh hey kar
Stranger: WHO ARE YOU CALLIN A ******** TOWEL
You: wwhat
Stranger: WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS
Stranger: ID LIKE TO BUY A VOWEL
Stranger: HOLY ********: hey man are you comin onto me
Stranger: you shut you whore mouth
You: i kneww there wwas somethin special
Stranger: and answer the question
Stranger: Why dont you kiss me on the lips THEN CALL ME A f*****t
Stranger: f**
You: isnt that wwhat youre askin me
Stranger: ya dingle berry, go listen to dubstep
Stranger: you bimbo
Stranger: what are we doing here wheres the question
You: oh my cod im desperate
You: wweh
You: wweh
You: wweh
Stranger: weeeee
You: wweeeeeeeeeehhhhhhh
Stranger: Wait
You: wwhat
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: what was out question we have to debate about
Stranger: I have a feeling that im being watched
You: wwould you rather kill sick kids and get money or get ******** by a hoofbeast and pay $230
Stranger: Id rather use the ******** get out of ******** jail free card
Stranger: but in all serious
You: wword
Stranger: kill cancer kids
Stranger: for money
Stranger: as long as you dont have to make emotional contact
You: wwe just cap them and wwaste them
Stranger: NO
Stranger: THIS IS PATRIC
Stranger: K
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 11:12 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 1:25 am
GO SEE THE SHOW THAT IS NEAR THE SEA LIONS AND OTTERS! BE THERE EARLY. DO IT. THE MIME PIRATE IS WORTH IT! And the show is pretty good too... BUT BE AT THE SHOW EARLY FOR THE MIME PIRATE! 8D Oh, and the nets under some of the roller coasters? I saw a cell phone in the net. xD
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 1:25 am
If anyone is interested in Dues Ex: Human Revolution, Amazon is currently selling it for $10 with a Steam code. http://www.amazon.com/Deus-Ex-Revolution-Standard-Download/dp/B005HRZ29K
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 2:57 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 6:09 pm
Does anyone want a Steam coupon for 50% off of Red Faction: Armageddon? I already own the game and have no use for the coupon.
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 6:15 pm
bleu_flame If anyone is interested in Dues Ex: Human Revolution, Amazon is currently selling it for $10 with a Steam code. http://www.amazon.com/Deus-Ex-Revolution-Standard-Download/dp/B005HRZ29K i hate not having a job i'd be ALL OVER this deal
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