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 Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:19 pm
Dante Rien Dead Butterfly Dante Rien Dead Butterfly *eyes the gun distrustfully* Don't bite me. domokun It won't, Glocks are high quality. Whatever that means. Ok so what am I doing... ((lol, my friend says "Inline skating is a pizza with wings. This pizza flies and says 'Brrrrloooooooo!!!!")) ((Tell him that makes no sense.)) Hold one hand on the handle, then the other on the bottom of the handle, pushing up against the clip and the part of your hand you use for Karate Chops, wrapping it around your other hand. At the same time, you should be pushing out and down with the hand thats on the handle, to compensate for recoil. then you want to squeeze the trigger slowly. As you get better you can pull faster, but for now pull slowly enough so that it's a surprise when it fires. I assume this is your first time shooting a gun? If so, Let me tell you what to expect. the gun is going to pop up, and your arm will bend at the elbow towards you. In more powerful guns, they can actually hit you, but this one's pretty user friendly. Understand? *is highly distrustful of guns* Yarr, that means because it's me using it, after I fire, my arm's going to pop back and I'm going to hit myself in the head, after which something strange is going to happen to me. Maybe I'll get possessed by an antelope or something. Last time I got hit in the head I started to hallucinate and I saw evil fanged mushrooms growing out of people's mouths. ((He says he's the postman from Tokyo and he will no longer deliver your mail.))
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:23 pm
Dead Butterfly Dante Rien Dead Butterfly Dante Rien Dead Butterfly *eyes the gun distrustfully* Don''t bite me. domokun It won''t, Glocks are high quality. Whatever that means. Ok so what am I doing... ((lol, my friend says "Inline skating is a pizza with wings. This pizza flies and says ''Brrrrloooooooo!!!!")) ((Tell him that makes no sense.)) Hold one hand on the handle, then the other on the bottom of the handle, pushing up against the clip and the part of your hand you use for Karate Chops, wrapping it around your other hand. At the same time, you should be pushing out and down with the hand thats on the handle, to compensate for recoil. then you want to squeeze the trigger slowly. As you get better you can pull faster, but for now pull slowly enough so that it''s a surprise when it fires. I assume this is your first time shooting a gun? If so, Let me tell you what to expect. the gun is going to pop up, and your arm will bend at the elbow towards you. In more powerful guns, they can actually hit you, but this one''s pretty user friendly. Understand? *is highly distrustful of guns* Yarr, that means because it''s me using it, after I fire, my arm''s going to pop back and I''m going to hit myself in the head, after which something strange is going to happen to me. Maybe I''ll get possessed by an antelope or something. Last time I got hit in the head I started to hallucinate and I saw evil fanged mushrooms growing out of people''s mouths. ((He says he''s the postman from Tokyo and he will no longer deliver your mail.)) As long as you keep downward pressure and are stronger than a 5 year old, it should be no problem. ((Tell him he was a bad postman anyway. He kept delivering me kinky packages addressed to the neighbors..))
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:35 pm
Dante Rien Dead Butterfly Dante Rien Dead Butterfly Dante Rien Dead Butterfly *eyes the gun distrustfully* Don''t bite me. domokun It won''t, Glocks are high quality. Whatever that means. Ok so what am I doing... ((lol, my friend says "Inline skating is a pizza with wings. This pizza flies and says ''Brrrrloooooooo!!!!")) ((Tell him that makes no sense.)) Hold one hand on the handle, then the other on the bottom of the handle, pushing up against the clip and the part of your hand you use for Karate Chops, wrapping it around your other hand. At the same time, you should be pushing out and down with the hand thats on the handle, to compensate for recoil. then you want to squeeze the trigger slowly. As you get better you can pull faster, but for now pull slowly enough so that it''s a surprise when it fires. I assume this is your first time shooting a gun? If so, Let me tell you what to expect. the gun is going to pop up, and your arm will bend at the elbow towards you. In more powerful guns, they can actually hit you, but this one''s pretty user friendly. Understand? *is highly distrustful of guns* Yarr, that means because it''s me using it, after I fire, my arm''s going to pop back and I''m going to hit myself in the head, after which something strange is going to happen to me. Maybe I''ll get possessed by an antelope or something. Last time I got hit in the head I started to hallucinate and I saw evil fanged mushrooms growing out of people''s mouths. ((He says he''s the postman from Tokyo and he will no longer deliver your mail.)) As long as you keep downward pressure and are stronger than a 5 year old, it should be no problem. ((Tell him he was a bad postman anyway. He kept delivering me kinky packages addressed to the neighbors..)) Hmm.. there might be a problem then. xp Ehh.. ok... guess I have to try it at some point. *follows Dante's instructions and slowly squeezes the trigger while glaring at the gun suspiciously, waiting for it to attack her* ((He said he has always harbored a secret wish that one day you would invite him in to ask about them. o_O))
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:38 pm
Dead Butterfly Dante Rien Dead Butterfly Dante Rien Dead Butterfly Dante Rien Dead Butterfly *eyes the gun distrustfully* Don''t bite me. domokun It won''t, Glocks are high quality. Whatever that means. Ok so what am I doing... ((lol, my friend says "Inline skating is a pizza with wings. This pizza flies and says ''Brrrrloooooooo!!!!")) ((Tell him that makes no sense.)) Hold one hand on the handle, then the other on the bottom of the handle, pushing up against the clip and the part of your hand you use for Karate Chops, wrapping it around your other hand. At the same time, you should be pushing out and down with the hand thats on the handle, to compensate for recoil. then you want to squeeze the trigger slowly. As you get better you can pull faster, but for now pull slowly enough so that it''s a surprise when it fires. I assume this is your first time shooting a gun? If so, Let me tell you what to expect. the gun is going to pop up, and your arm will bend at the elbow towards you. In more powerful guns, they can actually hit you, but this one''s pretty user friendly. Understand? *is highly distrustful of guns* Yarr, that means because it''s me using it, after I fire, my arm''s going to pop back and I''m going to hit myself in the head, after which something strange is going to happen to me. Maybe I''ll get possessed by an antelope or something. Last time I got hit in the head I started to hallucinate and I saw evil fanged mushrooms growing out of people''s mouths. ((He says he''s the postman from Tokyo and he will no longer deliver your mail.)) As long as you keep downward pressure and are stronger than a 5 year old, it should be no problem. ((Tell him he was a bad postman anyway. He kept delivering me kinky packages addressed to the neighbors..)) Hmm.. there might be a problem then. xp Ehh.. ok... guess I have to try it at some point. *follows Dante's instructions and slowly squeezes the trigger while glaring at the gun suspiciously, waiting for it to attack her* ((He said he has always harbored a secret wish that one day you would invite him in to ask about them. o_O)) ((I always suspected that.. Or rather, fantasized it. Tell him I kept a few of them and my parents go on vacation tommorrow! xd ) Don't be too worried, you'll be fine. it's harmless.
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:43 pm
Dante Rien ((I always suspected that.. Or rather, fantasized it. Tell him I kept a few of them and my parents go on vacation tommorrow! xd ) Don't be too worried, you'll be fine. it's harmless. ((He says you should slip him a key when he sticks the mail through the mail slot and he'll sneak in later. blaugh You're special. xd )) It's harmless to you, at least. *continues squeezing the trigger* ehh... Isn't something supposed to happen at some point?
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:56 pm
Dead Butterfly Dante Rien ((I always suspected that.. Or rather, fantasized it. Tell him I kept a few of them and my parents go on vacation tommorrow! xd ) Don't be too worried, you'll be fine. it's harmless. ((He says you should slip him a key when he sticks the mail through the mail slot and he'll sneak in later. blaugh You're special. xd )) It's harmless to you, at least. *continues squeezing the trigger* ehh... Isn't something supposed to happen at some point? *Dante snatches away the gun and sets it on a table, still pointing out the door, then steps back.* If the safety was on, the trigger would not have gone back. if it's a misfire, the bullet will not fire, but if it's a hangfire, you can really hurt yourself. If it doesn't go off in the next 30 seconds, I'll take the bulet out and try again. Cause if I try now.. I might get my hand blown off when it does fire. So stay back and stay out of the bullet's way.
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:07 pm
((I flipped a coin to determine if it was a hangfire or a misfire..))
Alright.. I think it's fine. *Dante grabbed the pistol backwards and peered down the barrel. He knew this was pointless, because you cant see anything inside of a dark gun, and if anything was coming out, it would be too fast for him to move his head. Dante lowered the gun and started to talk when a loud bang was heard. Dante's eyes went wide and he fell to one knee, bleeding from his chest. He started coughing, and eventually blood started to pour out of his mouth with every cough.*
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:14 pm
Dante Rien Dead Butterfly Dante Rien ((I always suspected that.. Or rather, fantasized it. Tell him I kept a few of them and my parents go on vacation tommorrow! xd ) Don't be too worried, you'll be fine. it's harmless. ((He says you should slip him a key when he sticks the mail through the mail slot and he'll sneak in later. blaugh You're special. xd )) It's harmless to you, at least. *continues squeezing the trigger* ehh... Isn't something supposed to happen at some point? *Dante snatches away the gun and sets it on a table, still pointing out the door, then steps back.* If the safety was on, the trigger would not have gone back. if it's a misfire, the bullet will not fire, but if it's a hangfire, you can really hurt yourself. If it doesn't go off in the next 30 seconds, I'll take the bulet out and try again. Cause if I try now.. I might get my hand blown off when it does fire. So stay back and stay out of the bullet's way. So complicated... I like my evil plant minions better. xp
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:19 pm
Dante Rien ((I flipped a coin to determine if it was a hangfire or a misfire..)) Alright.. I think it's fine. *Dante grabbed the pistol backwards and peered down the barrel. He knew this was pointless, because you cant see anything inside of a dark gun, and if anything was coming out, it would be too fast for him to move his head. Dante lowered the gun and started to talk when a loud bang was heard. Dante's eyes went wide and he fell to one knee, bleeding from his chest. He started coughing, and eventually blood started to pour out of his mouth with every cough.* Oh well that's good... now what do I do?! gonk Hey, don't die, I haven't found a good place to stash bodies yet!! *looks around frantically* I'm bad luck, aren't I. stressed
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:24 pm
((*twitch* download rate... too high.. *twitch twitch*))
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:26 pm
Dead Butterfly Dante Rien ((I flipped a coin to determine if it was a hangfire or a misfire..)) Alright.. I think it's fine. *Dante grabbed the pistol backwards and peered down the barrel. He knew this was pointless, because you cant see anything inside of a dark gun, and if anything was coming out, it would be too fast for him to move his head. Dante lowered the gun and started to talk when a loud bang was heard. Dante's eyes went wide and he fell to one knee, bleeding from his chest. He started coughing, and eventually blood started to pour out of his mouth with every cough.* Oh well that's good... now what do I do?! gonk Hey, don't die, I haven't found a good place to stash bodies yet!! *looks around frantically* I'm bad luck, aren't I. stressed *Dante coughs frantically* Med kit.. find a first aid kit! *Dante clutches his heart and rolls onto his side, then over onto his back, keeping pressure on the wound*
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:31 pm
Dante Rien Dead Butterfly Dante Rien ((I flipped a coin to determine if it was a hangfire or a misfire..)) Alright.. I think it's fine. *Dante grabbed the pistol backwards and peered down the barrel. He knew this was pointless, because you cant see anything inside of a dark gun, and if anything was coming out, it would be too fast for him to move his head. Dante lowered the gun and started to talk when a loud bang was heard. Dante's eyes went wide and he fell to one knee, bleeding from his chest. He started coughing, and eventually blood started to pour out of his mouth with every cough.* Oh well that's good... now what do I do?! gonk Hey, don't die, I haven't found a good place to stash bodies yet!! *looks around frantically* I'm bad luck, aren't I. stressed *Dante coughs frantically* Med kit.. find a first aid kit! *Dante clutches his heart and rolls onto his side, then over onto his back, keeping pressure on the wound* I knew thaaat.. *disappears behind the bar for a minute, then runs back on all fours carrying the first aid kit in her mouth and sets it down next to Dante* oook... now... *opens the box and rummages through it* mortal wounds... mortal wounds... WHY DON'T THEY LABEL ANYTHING!?!?
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:35 pm
Dead Butterfly Dante Rien Dead Butterfly Dante Rien ((I flipped a coin to determine if it was a hangfire or a misfire..)) Alright.. I think it's fine. *Dante grabbed the pistol backwards and peered down the barrel. He knew this was pointless, because you cant see anything inside of a dark gun, and if anything was coming out, it would be too fast for him to move his head. Dante lowered the gun and started to talk when a loud bang was heard. Dante's eyes went wide and he fell to one knee, bleeding from his chest. He started coughing, and eventually blood started to pour out of his mouth with every cough.* Oh well that's good... now what do I do?! gonk Hey, don't die, I haven't found a good place to stash bodies yet!! *looks around frantically* I'm bad luck, aren't I. stressed *Dante coughs frantically* Med kit.. find a first aid kit! *Dante clutches his heart and rolls onto his side, then over onto his back, keeping pressure on the wound* I knew thaaat.. *disappears behind the bar for a minute, then runs back on all fours carrying the first aid kit in her mouth and sets it down next to Dante* oook... now... *opens the box and rummages through it* mortal wounds... mortal wounds... WHY DON'T THEY LABEL ANYTHING!?!? Just some alcohol and a roll of gauze! And put on some gloves! They should all be in there! *Dante coughs again.* wait.. first I need sime needlenose pliers!
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:48 pm
Dante Rien Dead Butterfly Dante Rien Dead Butterfly Dante Rien ((I flipped a coin to determine if it was a hangfire or a misfire..)) Alright.. I think it's fine. *Dante grabbed the pistol backwards and peered down the barrel. He knew this was pointless, because you cant see anything inside of a dark gun, and if anything was coming out, it would be too fast for him to move his head. Dante lowered the gun and started to talk when a loud bang was heard. Dante's eyes went wide and he fell to one knee, bleeding from his chest. He started coughing, and eventually blood started to pour out of his mouth with every cough.* Oh well that's good... now what do I do?! gonk Hey, don't die, I haven't found a good place to stash bodies yet!! *looks around frantically* I'm bad luck, aren't I. stressed *Dante coughs frantically* Med kit.. find a first aid kit! *Dante clutches his heart and rolls onto his side, then over onto his back, keeping pressure on the wound* I knew thaaat.. *disappears behind the bar for a minute, then runs back on all fours carrying the first aid kit in her mouth and sets it down next to Dante* oook... now... *opens the box and rummages through it* mortal wounds... mortal wounds... WHY DON'T THEY LABEL ANYTHING!?!? Just some alcohol and a roll of gauze! And put on some gloves! They should all be in there! *Dante coughs again.* wait.. first I need sime needlenose pliers! *pulls on some gloves and pulls out alcohol and gauze* pliers... *reaches back into the box and pulls out pliers* o_O why are those in there... And now, I shall proceed to make Dante's wound even worse with my magical incompetence! Ok what do I do here...
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:56 pm
Dead Butterfly Dante Rien Dead Butterfly Dante Rien Dead Butterfly Dante Rien ((I flipped a coin to determine if it was a hangfire or a misfire..)) Alright.. I think it's fine. *Dante grabbed the pistol backwards and peered down the barrel. He knew this was pointless, because you cant see anything inside of a dark gun, and if anything was coming out, it would be too fast for him to move his head. Dante lowered the gun and started to talk when a loud bang was heard. Dante's eyes went wide and he fell to one knee, bleeding from his chest. He started coughing, and eventually blood started to pour out of his mouth with every cough.* Oh well that's good... now what do I do?! gonk Hey, don't die, I haven't found a good place to stash bodies yet!! *looks around frantically* I'm bad luck, aren't I. stressed *Dante coughs frantically* Med kit.. find a first aid kit! *Dante clutches his heart and rolls onto his side, then over onto his back, keeping pressure on the wound* I knew thaaat.. *disappears behind the bar for a minute, then runs back on all fours carrying the first aid kit in her mouth and sets it down next to Dante* oook... now... *opens the box and rummages through it* mortal wounds... mortal wounds... WHY DON'T THEY LABEL ANYTHING!?!? Just some alcohol and a roll of gauze! And put on some gloves! They should all be in there! *Dante coughs again.* wait.. first I need sime needlenose pliers! *pulls on some gloves and pulls out alcohol and gauze* pliers... *reaches back into the box and pulls out pliers* o_O why are those in there... And now, I shall proceed to make Dante's wound even worse with my magical incompetence! Ok what do I do here... *Dante grabs the pliers and plunges them into the wound, grabs the bullet and removes it, throwing it and the pliers on the ground.* I'm not sure if I would trust unlucky you with that part. *Dante tries to laugh, but winds up coughing up blood again* Here.. I'll push down on the wound, you roll the gauze around my chest, keeping it tight! *Dante sat up so rayne could easily dress the wound and put both hands above the wound, pushing hard. Dante then thought of one last thing. he reached into the first aid kit and found a surgical stapler, which he used to pull the flesh around his now stretched wound together, grunting with every staple that went into him. He then went back to applying pressure*
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