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 Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:19 pm
Oh I hate that. And granted. Now you have to take a crap during any movie you see, so not only do you miss the most interesting parts of the movie, you miss a lot of the story before and after the interesting parts.
I wish I could restart at age 18. With all the knowledge that I have now.
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:43 pm
Greanted: but thanks to the "law of equivalent exchange" you must give back something, so the difference in years is subtracted in physical maturity. If you were 25, your new physical age would appear to be 18-25=-7: 11 years old.
Good luck reaching things on the top shelf!
I wish that Steven Hawking would do my voicemail message.
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 11:53 am
Granted, but nobody ever calls you.
I wish that I had a suburito and an iaito.
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 11:33 am
Granted! However, they are enchanted and constantly sing in a shrill voice Sherry Lewis and Lambchop's "Song That Never Ends."
I wish I didn't mysteriously become lactose intolerant as of last spring.
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 6:41 pm
I wish every human being would explode.
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 8:40 am
Theophrastus Granted! However, they are enchanted and constantly sing in a shrill voice Sherry Lewis and Lambchop's "Song that never ends." I wish I didn't mysteriously become lactose intolerant as of last spring. Granted, but you're now severely allergic to peanuts. I wish I wasn't so weird! xd
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 11:45 pm
Granted: you're now just a little bit weird. But since the rest of society can't rightly label you as normal /or/ weird, they become even more frightened and intolerant and the strange looks they give you added to your desire to fit in ultimately make you crack. Then you become not so weird, but TOO weird, marry a pumpkin, adopt a Chilean grocery cart and live out of a hobbit hole.
I wish Kirk Cameron would get struck by lightning and survive.
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 4:27 pm
Granted. It already happened. What else could make him so christian-retarded?
I wish i could find (and get) a job that paid $12.00 per hour, and all you have to do is play videogames to find the "bugs" in them.
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 8:39 pm
Granted: unbeknownst to you, the bugs are real, as terrible eggs have been laid in the cd and suddenly millions of nasty little beasties spray from the front of your PS3!
I wish air conditioners and fans didn't dry out my poor little eyeballs.
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 6:04 pm
Granted, they now push your eyeballs so far into your head that they never come out.
I wish my bloody boss would just give me something to work on.
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 8:23 pm
Granted but it is to much work to fast, therefore you suffer an anurisum.
I wish for something that wouldn't backfire in any way shape or form.
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 10:36 pm
Granted: congratulations! You are the owner of a new, improved 100% fail proof, fault proof, trouble-free ROCK! That's right, a lovely stone of moderate heft and density, this mineral friend will never harm you, think ill of you, cause trouble, raise Cain or in any other way inconvenience you! It functions with total accuracy and a 0% fail rate in its task of being an INANIMATE OBJECT!
I wish all my CDs weren't stolen.
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 9:37 am
Granted you have all your CDs back unfounetly they no longer work. All your collection is is pretty plastic circles.
I wish that the apocyoleps would come and all the zealots and christans would leave us in peace.
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 9:04 am
banryuu Granted you have all your CDs back unfounetly they no longer work. All your collection is is pretty plastic circles. I wish that the apocyoleps would come and all the zealots and christans would leave us in peace. Granted, but you are forced to burn in hell for all eternity for sentencing billions of innocent people to death. I wish i had a different girlfriend for each day of the week.
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 1:54 pm
Granted, but one of them is a cannibal and you're not sure which one.
I wish to be blown apart and left wherever I land.
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