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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:44 pm
Hartley picks a peck of pickled pannies off his shoulders and looks at the pannpocalypse all over the floor.
"Issues? Issues? Oh, Cassie, honey, this isn't issues. This is a...personality quirk."
Judge not lest ye be judged, klepto-boy.
"If nothing else, the fact that you've got them arranged by color and pattern is remarkable."
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:44 pm
"Yeah. Doesn't he still have Adonis holed away in his room still?"
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:48 pm
" Thanks Hartley!"
Cassie hugs Hartley and kisses him on the cheek.
"Just don't tell Chris okay? I don't know how he would take it."
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:49 pm
It's not necessarily moving on...having sex someone to fill a painful hole in your heart isn't moving on. And I believe it was cooked up by Dani and Cassie.
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:50 pm
"Dani and Cassie did a bad thing. And Chris, I know a thing or two about sex, and I know a thing or two about oily Greek men. Don't ask how I do, but I do. Homeboy has moved on."
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:51 pm
Theo Altman "Yeah. Doesn't he still have Adonis holed away in his room still?" "Sealed in a ziploc baggie to keep him super fresh for future rapings."
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:52 pm
Hartley supposed it would be weird to explain to your significant other that you kept mountains of underwear in your closet. Literal. Mountains.
At least they were clean. That fact alone had kept Hartley from clawing his own face off. He nodded at Cassandra.
"Your secret is safe with me, but...and I'm not an expert on relationships...but I've found that sharing secrets with someone you like feels pretty good."
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:54 pm
Wallace P Wells Theo Altman "Yeah. Doesn't he still have Adonis holed away in his room still?" "Sealed in a ziploc baggie to keep him super fresh for future rapings." "What's up with him and all these greasy Greek guys? It's like a slip n'slide whenever they have sex. One of them just slides off and winds up sliding all the way across the room."
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:55 pm
Theo Altman Wallace P Wells Theo Altman "Yeah. Doesn't he still have Adonis holed away in his room still?" "Sealed in a ziploc baggie to keep him super fresh for future rapings." "What's up with him and all these greasy Greek guys? It's like a slip n'slide whenever they have sex. One of them just slides off and winds up sliding all the way across the room.""SQUEAK LIKE A SNEAKER BOY, SQUEAAAAAK."
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:56 pm
"Ba da ding ding ding ding ding ding." Teddy sang as he faked plucking a banjo.
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:57 pm
"YOU GOTS A REAL PURDY MOUTH. I'D LIKE TO PUT MY OLIVES IN IT. MY MAN OLIVES."
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:57 pm
"I bet you'd like his man olives in your martini."
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:59 pm
"HULKIN' PLEASE." Wallace pines for a Martini, looking down at his empty hands. "Maybe Hartley's...and only if by Martini you mean...well, anywhere he wants to put them."
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:59 pm
" Yeah but what if my little secret scares him and he runs away... no.. not now. I'm not ready to deal with that chance."
Cassie smiles at Hartley.
" Chris isn't exactely as even-tempered and understanding as you."
Cassie thought to herself.. shame he's gay.
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:59 pm
*Chris shook his head. If these two kept up of the stand up act there would be fireworks at dinner. Achilles's sense of humor didn't mesh well with humor today.*
Dudes...a favor please? Can I finish eating before you release that razor sharp wit upon Achilles at dinner? I want to finish before the dining room explodes.
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