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 Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:45 pm
"You wish to test me on this?" Iruka questioned Kakashi.
"Let's see" Yukiko muttered as she began to think of some ideas. "Have Kakashi-sensei molset him before his students, Iruk-sensei's, really seems like have Kakashi-sensei molset Iruka-sensei before anyone."
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:51 pm
"Sure." Kakashi purred into his ear once more. He doubted Iruka would actually send fangirls on him. That was just.... mean!
"That is true, although how do we get Kakashi to do that?" he asked. "And it would have to be really hard core molestation."
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:02 pm
Iruka sighed and soon shoved a paper before Kakashi's face, "Here is your mission for the day. I do believe your team is waiting for you or no. If not, you can do this D-rank mission yourself. It is simple, just have to find that cat Tiger."
"Give him a week of hard ons and stuff."
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:07 pm
"What?" Kakashi said, letting go of Iruka and looking at the peice of paper. "Your assigning me a mission?" he asked, looking over it at Iruka. Dammit... he had the power to assign him missions and force him to go away in order to compleate them. Mabye if next time, Kakashi waited until his shift was over and than jumped him as he finished..... that sounded better.
"We need something jurastic.... something to quicken up that speed. We do not know how we can just make him snap by waiting.... I have a idea." he said, with a wide grin. "I happen to know of a special miracle medicine that can hurry up that. It is oderless and colorless... and we just need to find a way to either have him drink it or get it into him.... and he will be so horny he will feel like ripping Iruka's cloths off in the middle of the street."
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:11 pm
Iruka nodded, "Yes. Since you are here, I might as well assign you a mission. Now go and give me the report ASAP." he ordered as he waved his hand, making the shooing signal.
"A horny Kakashi?" Yukiko repeated, thinking it over. "That sounds good and-hold it." she gave Kao a look, "How in the world did you get a hold of that stuff?"
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:19 pm
Kakashi crossed his arms and said "Fine. I will find this cat, bring it to the owner, and meet you in time to see you when you finish work. If not, than I will just sneak in tonght. It should take no time at all to find a cat though." and quickly looked around, kissed Iruka on the cheek, and disappeared in a puff of smoke.
Kao darted his eyes to the right and the left, saying "Uhh... remember when Iruka was on his way to the mist villadge to pick up a couple of genin and we had to come along and I disappeared for a day and got Iruka really worried?"
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:22 pm
Iruka smirked as he watch Kakashi leave, "Let's see if you can get in." he muttered.
Yukiko nodded, "DO I even want to know how you got it?"
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:27 pm
~1 hour later~
Kakashi expected to have at least found that damn cat by now, but it was no good. The cat did not seem to be anywhere. Kakashi was tempted to use the sharingun.... but that was only for emergancies. It was to dangerous to use on a low ranked mission, so he just set up a bunch of traps. The cat was not falling for it though. It left no tracks... no broken twigs... in fact, it seemed the damn thing was not even missing. Mabye I should search the owner's house....
"I just got it from some guy who was trying to get rid of it. He tried a drop of it and said it was driving him crazy, so gave it to me for free! Than he rushed off saying something about a 24 hour a day whore house."
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:31 pm
Iruka softly laughed to himself as he filed. "This is what Kakashi gets." he muttered as he watched the lady and her cat, Tiger, step into the mission room. "I guess old habits die hard."
"Just don't try any yourself." Yukiko ordered.
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:37 pm
~another hours passes~ Kakashi cheaked the home of the women who owned the cat, but she was not home. So instead, he went back out to his traps... seeing nothing but squirrls and chipmucks stuck in the cages. This seemed impossible.... but Kakashi would not give up! He would find this cat!
"I won't, I just wanna use it on the manwhore!"
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:41 pm
Iruka chuckled and looked up at the clock, "My shift is almost over." he muttered to himself as he began to gather his items.
"Good." Yukiko shook her head. "Make sure you use it all, for you know the old saying, 'What comes around, goes around.' and such."
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:45 pm
Just as Iruka said that, who else should burst into the room but Kakashi..... carrying a full grown tied up wild tiger on his back. "Iruka! I found him! The owner was not home so I brought him here!" he called out as he burst in, getting odd looks from everyone. "I never expcted him to be a ACTUAL tiger!"
"Okay.... use it all! Good idea! than there is no way we can not give him enough!" Kao said. It would be easy to give it to him, Kao had a plan.
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:53 pm
Iruka's eyes widen and he paled slighty, "What the?" his eyes blinked a couple of minutes before he turned bright red. "Let's go." he muttered as he walked before Kakashi and began to push him out of the mission room.
Yukiko nodded and looked up at the clock, "Come on. They will be back any sce now."
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:56 pm
Kakashi kept hold of the giant tiger, saying "Are we going to deliver it toghether?" while he let Iruka push him along. The tiger was growling like crazy, and had it's mouth not been tied... it would have been anapping at everyone. "It was hard but I finally found him!"
Kao nodded, standing up and pulling Yukiko along to his room. "It is in here!"
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:57 pm
"Yes. We are going to take it back home, to the forest. Why? For that isn't the Tiger I was talking about." Iruka glared up at Kakashi and the tiger.
Yukiko nodded and followed, forced, after him.
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