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 Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 6:48 pm
A) A silver, ant eating, out of the water, maggot infested, oraly disgusting, arachniphobeous, moth infested, orange tongued, green mammoth wary worm.
Q) If all people had equal rights, then how would it effect our world?
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 6:32 am
A: People would angst over how it wasn't right that someone else weighed less than them.
Q: Why is foil so shiny???
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 10:15 am
Q: Because foil reflects everything!
A: Why are sailors always drunk?
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 12:15 pm
A: So they don't get seasick!
Q: Why is pee yellow?
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 12:25 pm
A: Well it's mostly from the material that has left your body that isn't rather healthy 3nodding when it's clear that mostly I think...means erm...o-o; that you have alot more water than caffine in your body...or so I'm told...so I honestly don't actually know for sure.
Q: Has anyone but myself notice that God is the short version of Good without the O and that the Devil is EVIL without the D?
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 12:43 pm
A) Everyone has noticed it, but doesn't bother saying itout loud becasue of lazyness.
Q) If pink turtles were legal to live in the U.S. then what would happen to all the blue flamingoes?
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 12:44 pm
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 12:49 pm
A; Because they like that ninja
Q; So.. if water was oil and oil was water, but oil also was sand but sand was water, what would we drink?
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 12:50 pm
A) Lighter fluid.
Q) If a green elephant and a orange leopard crossed paths...what would happen?
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 12:51 pm
The ultimate Showdown
acid is made up of what?
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 12:52 pm
A; Boogers and lemons *yuck*
Q; Would you pull my finger? ninja
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:24 pm
*grabs and pulls*
was that your finger?
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:27 pm
A; No.
Q; What did you pull? eek
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:30 pm
A) He pulled that thing you have under your sleeve.....0_o
Q) What the hell is that!? 0_o
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:36 pm
A; I dunno'.
Q; What 'thing' are J000 talking about?
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