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 Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:52 pm
Because it isn't fully grown yet.
How much is one dollar?
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:06 pm
5 nickels.
How come people get pimples?
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:53 pm
Because they keep stealing them from a greasy fat kid on a tricycle!
Anything from the trolley?
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:43 am
Only the the evil ones(toilets) know that!
Is it unicis or peggacorn?!
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:43 am
Pregnant unicorn!!!
Why are there no purple monkeys?
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:45 am
because some yellow monkey ate them all for Christmas dinner at his aunt Susie house
why are the dinosaurs extinct?
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:47 am
because they were pooped out of oblivian!
why am I so pale I'm see-through?!
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:52 am
Because you lost your Virginity to a glass duck of course!
Why are my fingers sharp?
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:53 am
becuase the sun decided you weren't good enough for any sun lol
why did the unicorn have only one horn?
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:56 am
Because 4+7 equals horseshoes
Why did my pet rock have to die?!
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:23 am
because my pet brick ate it.....sorry.....he was hungry...
why did I have a dream about a banana raping me?!
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:24 am
because it wasn't a dream
what is the world coming to?!
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:45 am
Apple pie
Whats the diffrents in Angelic and demonic?
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:55 am
They both like strawberrys.
Why is the water blue?
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:37 am
Because I put food dye in it.
Why do we read?
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