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 Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:53 am
granted but your wish doesnt understand itself so it blows up in your face
i wish i didnt have exams
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:34 pm
Granted, but without exams no one is able to calculate how much knowledge you've gained from your schooling, and thus no one will hire you.
I wish my school's cafeteria finally had some Mountain Dew to sell me.
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:54 pm
Granted but its always sold out. =@ i love MD too.
Wish for a new crayon color.
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:02 pm
granted but its barf
i wish i could speak russian
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:11 pm
Granted, but your accent is terrible, and some russians mistook some words for swear words and get (violently) offended.
I wish that my sweat smelled of vanilla.. or something pleasant. whee
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:29 pm
Granted but now ant crawl all over you in your sleep and 50 year old men lick you.
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:53 pm
No wish? Okay I'll grant one just for you...
Granted... But it's the Jonas Brothers.
I wish my deodorant lasted longer... sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:55 am
granted but it smells horrible and it itches
I wish my gf was with me crying
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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:23 pm
Granted...but she comes home with me after-wards.
I wish I had some pancakes right now.
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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:43 pm
granted, but once you ate the pancakes, your internal organs blew up from being really nasty
i wish that bad movies wuld never exist
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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 1:21 pm
Granted, but now all of the "good" movies are just mediocre since there are no terrible movies to compare them with.
I wish my water powered clock functioned correctly XD
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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:49 pm
granted but it broke its water uh-oh clock babies
i wish i thought before i said things
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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 4:32 pm
Granted... but you took to long thinking how to defuse a bomb and it exploded killing you and the whole world.
I wish I had a Bugatti Veyron(Car)
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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 4:46 pm
granted but it does not have an engine and you cant get one
i wish i had a car (thanks man gonk )
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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:29 pm
Granted, but it turns out to be REALLY small- and infested with rabid Koala Bears.
I wish... I had good food. [preferably Potato Salad.]
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