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 Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 7:37 pm
this joke:
Jamie invited her mother over to her house for dinner. Over the course of the evening, Jamie's mom started to wonder if there was more between Jamie and her roommate than met the eye. She had long been suspicious of her daughter's sexuality and watching them interact made her more curious. Reading her mom's thoughts, Jamie volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sandy and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Sandy came to Jamie and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find my favorite gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Jamie said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So she sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, Jamie received a letter from her mother which read: "Dear Daughter, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sandy, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sandy. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now."
rofl
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Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 7:49 pm
schulte this joke:
Jamie invited her mother over to her house for dinner. Over the course of the evening, Jamie's mom started to wonder if there was more between Jamie and her roommate than met the eye. She had long been suspicious of her daughter's sexuality and watching them interact made her more curious. Reading her mom's thoughts, Jamie volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sandy and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Sandy came to Jamie and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find my favorite gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Jamie said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So she sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, Jamie received a letter from her mother which read: "Dear Daughter, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sandy, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sandy. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now."
rofl LOL. Hahahaha that joke is friggen amazing ahaha. I've loved you all along.
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Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 7:50 pm
schulte this joke:
Jamie invited her mother over to her house for dinner. Over the course of the evening, Jamie's mom started to wonder if there was more between Jamie and her roommate than met the eye. She had long been suspicious of her daughter's sexuality and watching them interact made her more curious. Reading her mom's thoughts, Jamie volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sandy and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Sandy came to Jamie and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find my favorite gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Jamie said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So she sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, Jamie received a letter from her mother which read: "Dear Daughter, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sandy, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sandy. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now."
rofl ok, that was AMAZING that was the second best part of my night besides that insanely romantic moment between me and Em that was interrupted by her friend screaming "JEREMIAH WAS A BULL FROG!!" the timing was a-frikin-mazing and i was just so happy in that moment
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Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 11:50 am
Finding someone to go to Silver Belle with. It shall be epic.
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Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 12:34 pm
Beedle the bard, it is finally mine. mad
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Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 12:48 pm
Count-Blah Beedle the bard, it is finally mine. mad
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Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 1:33 pm
Making banana pancakes for me and Bekah to eat tomorrow and sing "Make you banana pancakes, pretend like its the weekend now. . . and not tech week for Its a Wonderful Life"
xDDD
I LOVE BANANA PANCAKES AND BEKAH AND JACK JOHNSON!!!
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Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 2:11 pm
I love you, Wrapping christmas presents biggrin I've loved you all along.
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Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 2:37 pm
Looking at my best friend's artwork... and reading her lemons. whee I get waaaay too much enjoyment out of that.
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Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 3:28 pm
A song called Victims of Love - Good Charlotte
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Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 7:05 pm
 Seeing this on the PostSecret website. I thought it was cute and it made me smile.
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Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 7:09 pm
I love you,I like that 3nodding I've loved you all along.
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Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 7:31 pm
@gwen: hahaha, that's a good one. xD
@sienna wolf: omfg i love banana pancakes! ;o
@mark: that secret is really.. cute ?
i don't know how to describe it lol, but it made me happy for some reason.
what made my day was sleeping in, and chillaxing all day. :]
i love weekends. <3
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Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:46 pm
Kinda a story:
My one friend (gf's brother) had a girlfriend last year. But they began to talk less and less. She didn't return his IMs, emails, texts or anything. One day out of the blue, just before he was about to break up with her, she sent him a text saying only "yay snow".
So for that past year we've kinda made fun of him for it. He's a cool guy, so he laughs with us at the ridiculousness of it. This year he got a new girlfriend. The same thing began happening a few months ago. They hardly see each other or talk. And lo and behold, this morning he gets a text from her saying "yay snow".
xDDDD
We concluded that any time it begins to snow, it signals the end of any relationship he may have.
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Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:52 pm
KaitouKunoichi
Kinda a story:
My one friend (gf's brother) had a girlfriend last year. But they began to talk less and less. She didn't return his IMs, emails, texts or anything. One day out of the blue, just before he was about to break up with her, she sent him a text saying only "yay snow".
So for that past year we've kinda made fun of him for it. He's a cool guy, so he laughs with us at the ridiculousness of it. This year he got a new girlfriend. The same thing began happening a few months ago. They hardly see each other or talk. And lo and behold, this morning he gets a text from her saying "yay snow".
xDDDD
We concluded that any time it begins to snow, it signals the end of any relationship he may have.
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