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 Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:02 pm
2762~If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
Probably green, to blend in with itself?
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Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:06 pm
2763~Do your eyes change color when you die?
I don't know, but I've been contemplating killing myself lately, should I have someone post whether or not they changed when I go through with it lol
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Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:10 pm
2764~How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
Probably 85?
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Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:17 pm
2765~Does anybody ever vanish with a trace?
I don't know, do they?
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Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:18 pm
2766~How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
I didn't know he did that.
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Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:23 pm
2767~If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
In case of emergencies.
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Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:34 pm
2768~Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
I'm one ******** up individual, and I've got to say.. this is one ******** up question, even for a ******** up individual like me xD
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Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:39 pm
2769~Shouldn't it be called a "near hit" rather than a "near miss"?
I don't really know, or care.
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Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:42 pm
2770~There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Nope
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Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:53 pm
2771~What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
Whatever color his brows are?
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Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 2:05 pm
2772~If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
They probably don't use you as a witness?
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Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 2:14 pm
2773~Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?
They probably would've cooked their food, so the alcohol would've been cooked out. So..no. Probably not.
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Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 2:22 pm
2774~What is the wallpaper on your cellphone?
My old bedroom ceiling (aka, a painting of mine)
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Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 2:26 pm
2775~Did you get anough sleep last night?
Yeah ofc
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Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 2:32 pm
2776~What do you have handy at your bedside?
Too much..
My meds, puzzle books, a pen, my drawing stuff, remotes, chapstick, vitamins, wallet.
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