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 Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:00 pm
YIPPE!!!
::Gets a taser shooting maching and fires off tasers at you::
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Oh! Here's a funny story!!!
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
sex.
* * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
* * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
* * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
* * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
* * * * * * * * *
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
* * * * * * * * *
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
* * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."
* * * * * * * * *
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:43 pm
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee! *dodges* I love acrobatics! Don't you? ^w^ *backflips*
Haha. Poor kid.
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:22 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:23 am
-does a silly dance- OOH! I'm on a pole!
Poll!
Squidge.
In Your Eyes.
xD
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:25 am
I'm alll allooooone on this thread!!
-littlegirlyatsleepoverscream-
I DON'T WANNA BE KIDNAPPED BY THREAD MONKIES!!!
-gonkers-
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:26 am
It everyone trying to be random just because of the poll? xDD
Shunko! Let's role play!
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:32 am
--PRANCES IN-- OMG I HAVE CHEESE. WANNA SEE PROOF?!
CHEESE CURDSSS~ I look dead. And in a trance from the cheese. D: But I've wanted this cheese for almost a year. >w<
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:33 am
--Looks at the poll-- OMG I PICK ME. ;********, I'm going to the mall. Wait. ********? I mean yey! BUT THAT MEANS I'M LEAVING. --Attaches herself to the computer-- D':
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:34 am
No, not cause of the poll! I don't have a chance to win anyways. no one prolly voted for retarded me. .___.
But you know what's yucky?
I found a big glob of kitty poo on the little scooper thing-a-ma-bob for the litter box, and I had to take it off by banging it on the side of the box.
Okies, let's roleplay!
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:34 am
I think everyone is acting hyper because of the poll...
Anyways, can Spaazmatazz post at the Club? Or has Crazy kitty's action let your charries in a daze? Lol, jking. I'm bored out of my friggen' mind...
OMG I GOT QUOTED ON WENDY'S SCREEN NAME!!!! -spazzes-
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:35 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:35 am
Eeep! Tis Emopop!
And I actually haven't posted yet. ._.
-goes to do so-
Ok Shunko! Role plaaaay~
I voted for Rosette. >>;;
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:36 am
I noticed the poll after my entrance of cheese. >w< --Tries to avoid leaving--
AND YUSH, RED. THAT MAKES YOU QUEEN. ;D
I'm always less random in the morning. ._.;
Edit: --OMG TOTALLY GLOMPS SPAZZ AND EATS HER HAIR-- YEY. ;D
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:38 am
I did post. >.>
GIVE ME MY KYLIE MINOGUE!!
-listens-
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:38 am
ALRIGHT I'M GOING NOW. BAI, LOVES. --WAVEWAVELOVEGLOMP--
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