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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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 Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:32 am
Dulnair Wantcookie What the ********, man. Your j**z doesn't need sugar, it tastes fine on it's own. D:< I know, right?! And corn syrup isn't healthy. It's like, teethrot from dickrot, what is going through your minds, coke? Although, it does introduce an entirely new type of stickiness to it. Maybe you're not meant to drink it?
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:37 am
Dulnair Cabron LaSwan Dulnair Cabron LaSwan [fasffsimg]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b342/mynewreality/bacon.jpg[/ifaafsmg]
THIS NEEDS TO BE A THING ...Why the hell are they sweetening and canning my j**z? ...Why the hell are you gay? crying Actually, this fabulosity is to gravitate girls with good taste towards me, so that once they get boyfriends I can steal them away. Saves me time hunting them down myself. Clever, but not clever enough. Now I'm going to get a boyfriend just for the sake of installing a pouch in his cheek, and then I will have him milk your d**k hydra for bacon cola.
Like a cow.
Which is what you totally look like in those jeans btw
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:38 am
Wantcookie Dulnair Wantcookie What the ********, man. Your j**z doesn't need sugar, it tastes fine on it's own. D:< I know, right?! And corn syrup isn't healthy. It's like, teethrot from dickrot, what is going through your minds, coke? Although, it does introduce an entirely new type of stickiness to it. Maybe you're not meant to drink it? Huh... Maybe it's an adhesive, now. If I ever have to help somebody with a craft project, I'll know what to do if I run out of glue.
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:47 am
Dulnair Wantcookie Dulnair Wantcookie What the ********, man. Your j**z doesn't need sugar, it tastes fine on it's own. D:< I know, right?! And corn syrup isn't healthy. It's like, teethrot from dickrot, what is going through your minds, coke? Although, it does introduce an entirely new type of stickiness to it. Maybe you're not meant to drink it? Huh... Maybe it's an adhesive, now. If I ever have to help somebody with a craft project, I'll know what to do if I run out of glue. I'll be honest, though, eating paste has never been more fun.
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:49 am
Cabron LaSwan Dulnair So that I can bait and tease and be an incredible douche to girls.Actually, this fabulosity is to gravitate girls with good taste towards me, so that once they get boyfriends I can steal them away. Saves me time hunting them down myself. Clever, but not clever enough. Now I'm going to get a boyfriend just for the sake of installing a pouch in his cheek, and then I will have him milk your d**k hydra for bacon cola.
Like a cow.
Which is what you totally look like in those jeans btw Cow? I'm a ******** powerblossom, b***h, and this is the NECTAR OF THE GODS. So what you're really saying is that you don't mind being a fisher of men as long as you get paid in hydra bacon cola. Don't ********' mess with me and my MAAAD PHOTOSHOPPING SKILLS.
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:59 am
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:40 am
Don't you hate it when you try to make a good first impression but instead the conversation dies? Sucks, maaan.
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:41 am
how would you pronounce your name; cause I've been saying it as Uekaykay
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:36 am
I blame you! I can't hold a conversation with myself for too long before it dips into obscenities. If I blamed myself, my self esteem wouldn't be too high would it? What? That's not my name at all, yo- Oh my screen name. You're saying it right.
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:46 am
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:54 am
A Hewwo to you too, cat lady.
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:57 am
Ukeke I blame you! I can't hold a conversation with myself for too long before it dips into obscenities. If I blamed myself, my self esteem wouldn't be too high would it? What? That's not my name at all, yo- Oh my screen name. You're saying it right. Everybody needs a scapegoat. I will be your excuse for all the awful things you could be blamed for. You kill a conversation? I'll be your mouth-breather. You love black licorice? I'll be your batterwitch. You caused the dinosaurs' extinction? I'll be your gigantic ball-smack from space. Also, you are forever "Ukulele" to me.
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:00 pm
Ukeke A Hewwo to you too, cat lady. :3 How are you doin today, Mr. New Guy?
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:04 pm
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:06 pm
I will forever play you face-down when I get challenged to a duel. By the way, the Ukeke is also an instrument so I guess I'm a double instrument. Wait, what? I am having a fantastic day. Unfortunately school starts again this Monday, which is putting a damper on things. How are you, Cat Lady?
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