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Happy Mothers Day to.. well.. the mothers here. xD Now I shall go be quiet again. ninja

Thank you ^_^


Happy Mothers Day xd

Happy Mother's Day to you! whee

Grazie!! and thank you to Phoenix and Terry too! >D

Happy Mother's Day to all you moms! ^^ I thought I'd share a story or two for the occasion.

A man and a woman were getting into arguements about who had it worser. The woman told the man he had no idea what she went though, and about how tired she was. The man still insisted that he had it worser. He went to God and asked him to make them trade places, so the man became the woman and vice versa. The next morning, his day started around 4 in the morning, getting the kids ready for school, then housework, and by the time this was done it was time to pick up the kids from school and get dinner ready. And after he got the kids to bed and done with, his wife was calling him. He had to admit it was harder than he gave her credit for. It went like this for a few weeks until he went back to God and asked him to switch them back. He replied, "Oh sorry, can't do that." The man asked him why. He said, "You remember that fun you had last week? Yeah, you're pregnant. You've got nine months to go."

xP I might not have gotten it right, but that was the idea. Here's the shorter one.

There was a man who came to God and asked him for something. He asked what. The man looked over the ocean and said, 'Could you give me a bridge that would stretch from here to Taiwan?" God refused. "That would take too much time, too much cement, too much steel. Ask for something else." So the man thought about it, until he came up with another request. "Could you give me the ability to understand women, so that they would be easier to control?" (it was something along those lines) For a moment, God was silent, then he asked, "How many lanes do you want on that bridge?"

Hope you guys found that funny, I might have messed up somewhere, and as you can probably guess, I got that from mass today, and the priest has a really strong accent where it's sometimes hard to understand. xp

V, you're funny! xd

Now I'm gonna do something totally out of character for me at nearly 3 am:

I'm going to wash my hair! O:

EDIT :: no i'm not. i'm tired. -goes to bed-

xd And sometimes even longer than that, if you're overprotective. Like my dad. >> x3

@Kae: Aww, night night!