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 Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:21 pm
XD mom rushed to get a wii fit when they first came out... and never used it again after that. I got Ookami for the wii. ^_^ totally recommend it. I'm used to the PS2 version so I keep getting OWNED, but ok.
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Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:02 pm
This…Is…Spyware!
Electronics Store | Texas, USA
Customer: “Hi, my son says that I have spartans on my laptop and I should bring it to you guys.”
Me: “…Ma’am? Spartans?”
Customer: “Yes, I called my son at school and told him that screens keep popping up all the time, and he said that I have spartans.”
Me: “Oh! You mean trojans! That’s a possibility; let me run this analyzer on your laptop real quick and we’ll see what’s going on.”
Customer: “Young man, my son is in college and he says it has spartans. You just stand here in a little uniform and make minimum wage. I think my son knows what he is talking about.”
Me: “You’re right ma’am. I was hoping to run a diagnostic and find out that it wasn’t spartans, but just by looking at the login screen, I can tell that you probably have about 300 of the little guys running around.”
Customer: “300?! Is that bad?”
Me: “It’s horrible. They cram themselves into a bottleneck and kill wave after wave of data, until there is a wall of dead programs blocking any more traffic through your computer.”
Customer: “Oh, that just figures. I’m going to go buy a new computer.”
Me: “Ok, ma’am, I think that would be best.”
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Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:50 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:47 pm
Illex Aglo This…Is…Spyware!
Electronics Store | Texas, USACustomer: “Hi, my son says that I have spartans on my laptop and I should bring it to you guys.”
Me: “…Ma’am? Spartans?”
Customer: “Yes, I called my son at school and told him that screens keep popping up all the time, and he said that I have spartans.”
Me: “Oh! You mean trojans! That’s a possibility; let me run this analyzer on your laptop real quick and we’ll see what’s going on.”
Customer: “Young man, my son is in college and he says it has spartans. You just stand here in a little uniform and make minimum wage. I think my son knows what he is talking about.”
Me: “You’re right ma’am. I was hoping to run a diagnostic and find out that it wasn’t spartans, but just by looking at the login screen, I can tell that you probably have about 300 of the little guys running around.”
Customer: “300?! Is that bad?”
Me: “It’s horrible. They cram themselves into a bottleneck and kill wave after wave of data, until there is a wall of dead programs blocking any more traffic through your computer.”
Customer: “Oh, that just figures. I’m going to go buy a new computer.”
Me: “Ok, ma’am, I think that would be best.” -cackle- 4laugh I loves that.
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Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:03 pm
In the immortal words of Larry the Cable Guy, "I don't care who you are, that's funny right there! Git 'R Done!"
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 1:53 am
Veldrin the Shadow In the immortal words of Larry the Cable Guy, "I don't care who you are, that's funny right there! Git 'R Done!" Quoting for emphasis. xd
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 1:57 am
Ahahaha. I get dumb people like that all the time when they ask me to fix their computers. -_- Stupid! All those beautiful parts, wasted! crying I usually just tell them if they don't want it, I'll take it, but then they get all suspicious because they didn't actually believe it could be saved.
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:50 am
Veldrin the Shadow In the immortal words of Larry the Cable Guy, "I don't care who you are, that's funny right there! Git 'R Done!"
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 2:15 pm
In the immortal words of the great shaman Tony Harrison "This is an outrage!"
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 2:41 pm
Illex Aglo This…Is…Spyware!
Electronics Store | Texas, USACustomer: “Hi, my son says that I have spartans on my laptop and I should bring it to you guys.”
Me: “…Ma’am? Spartans?”
Customer: “Yes, I called my son at school and told him that screens keep popping up all the time, and he said that I have spartans.”
Me: “Oh! You mean trojans! That’s a possibility; let me run this analyzer on your laptop real quick and we’ll see what’s going on.”
Customer: “Young man, my son is in college and he says it has spartans. You just stand here in a little uniform and make minimum wage. I think my son knows what he is talking about.”
Me: “You’re right ma’am. I was hoping to run a diagnostic and find out that it wasn’t spartans, but just by looking at the login screen, I can tell that you probably have about 300 of the little guys running around.”
Customer: “300?! Is that bad?”
Me: “It’s horrible. They cram themselves into a bottleneck and kill wave after wave of data, until there is a wall of dead programs blocking any more traffic through your computer.”
Customer: “Oh, that just figures. I’m going to go buy a new computer.”
Me: “Ok, ma’am, I think that would be best.” hahahaha ! xd wow, i can't believe anyone would fall for that!! even I could tell what all that was, and i'm one of teh most gullible peopel on earth! xd
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:54 pm
Serethiel Maerukai Ahahaha. I get dumb people like that all the time when they ask me to fix their computers. -_- Stupid! All those beautiful parts, wasted! crying I usually just tell them if they don't want it, I'll take it, but then they get all suspicious because they didn't actually believe it could be saved. xD I would probably get suspicious too.
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Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 11:29 am
Once found an old TV by the road so I took the stuff inside. But my mum through the parts out.
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Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 11:49 am
I smashed a TV screen by snapping it with a wet towel.
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Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 11:50 am
eek All hail Lil and her towel of doom!
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Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 11:52 am
>.> -Pops you in eye-
Stupid cheap flatscreens.
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