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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:33 am
To screw looking for droids and just EMP everything.
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:17 pm
To forget about emp and screw everything.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:06 am
To force the official SW guild to adhere to a new Imperial law stating all sexy females are restricted to metal bikinis and must entertain the others.
To visit Admiral Pervy in the medbay after his wife beat the crap outta him after she found out he passed the aforementioned law.
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Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:04 am
To remind DA she has to entertain everyone since she's a slave to the Empire.
To look at K-Blade as if thinking of doing the same to her.
To look at Sayla, and shudder at the thought of what might happen if they pushed their luck that far.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:30 pm
To replace the stormtroopers with scantily clad women, and thus avoid violent rebellions all together
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:26 am
To employ the use of a mostly unknown and lost philosophy of the Sith Dominatrix, so that not only will obedience be enforced, but dissenters would be eager to be punished by the revised Imperial laws.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 6:07 pm
To make stormtrooper armor that doesn't kill you when you only get shot once
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:01 am
To quit killing their think tanks after minor screw-ups because their replacements usually end up really stupid.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 8:46 am
To cross multiverses in search of the Holy Grail of watermelons.
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 9:24 am
To find the droids they're looking for
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:17 am
To clean their helment visors. Maybe then, they wouldn't be saying 'but I can't see a thing in this helmet'
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