Merchant SJR: Strike me down, and I shall become more powerful than you can imagine.
SaberDude20: *cuts you in half*
Merchant SJR: *fades away faster than any other Jedi in history*
SaberDude20: *steps on robe just to make sure*
Merchant SJR: Run, Luke!
Merchant SJR: *appears as a ghost behind Vader, and gives him the bunny ears*
SaberDude20: *swings wildly*
Merchant SJR: With your fists or your blade?
SaberDude20: Both.
Merchant SJR: *both fists and blade pass through me, since I'm non-corporeal, b***h*
SaberDude20: Even in death you annoy me Obi-Wan.
Merchant SJR: You shall not harm the boy, Anakin.
SaberDude20: Well, I can't exactly harm him with you telling him to RUN!
Merchant SJR: You liked that? I thought it was a nice touch.
SaberDude20: Yes it was.
Merchant SJR: Wanna go see what's on the Holonet?
SaberDude20: You bet boss.
Merchant SJR: Word.
Merchant SJR: Oh, by the way. That was your son.
SaberDude20: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Merchant SJR: I s**t you not.
SaberDude20: You better not. Or else....
Merchant SJR: Or else what? You'll lay the smackdown on my ghostly a**?
SaberDude20: Damn you Kenobi.
SaberDude20: When I become a ghost I am going to kick your a**.
Merchant SJR: Will not.
SaberDude20: You doubt me dead man?
Merchant SJR: It's not to you whom my faith is placed, Anakin.
SaberDude20: Who then? My son the runner?
Merchant SJR: He's a better pilot than even you.
Merchant SJR: Even than you.
Merchant SJR: Whatever.
SaberDude20: HA! We'll see about that.
Merchant SJR: If you don't believe me, then trust the fact that he's a better pilot than Baron Fel.
SaberDude20: Now you're shitting me Kenobi.
Merchant SJR: Once again, Darth, I s**t you not.
SaberDude20: You just wait Kenobi. When I become a ghost I am going to kick the liv-*tapped on the shoulder*
Merchant SJR: *character change*
Merchant SJR: Lord Vader, sir?
SaberDude20: Yes what is it!?
Merchant SJR: Excuse me for asking, My Lord, but who are you talking to?
SaberDude20: I am talking to the man I just killed. Can't you see him?
Merchant SJR: Erm....
Merchant SJR: Yes, of course, Lord Vader....
SaberDude20: I'm telling you he's right there!
Merchant SJR: Of course he is, My Lord.
Merchant SJR: Erm....
Merchant SJR: My Lord?
SaberDude20: WHAT!?
Merchant SJR: The homing beacon attached to that light freighter is working. Shall we follow them?
SaberDude20: Of course we follow them you idiot! Get out of here before I kill you too!
Merchant SJR: Yes, Lord Vader.
Merchant SJR: *runs away with dignity*
Merchant SJR: Erm.....Lord Vader?
SaberDude20: What trooper?
Merchant SJR: Your fly is open.
SaberDude20: Oh. Dear me. *ZIP*
Merchant SJR: *character change*
Merchant SJR: Lord Vader.
SaberDude20: Yes?
Merchant SJR: Now, now, my friend. You must not lose patience so easily.
Merchant SJR: The Rebels are nearly in your grasp.
SaberDude20: This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Kenobi, and will soon see the end of the Rebellion.
Merchant SJR: Rise, my friend.
SaberDude20: *rises*
Merchant SJR: I have a short mission for you before you pursue the Rebels.
SaberDude20: Yes master.
Merchant SJR: Swing by Rodia, and pick up my package of chocolates.
SaberDude20: At once my master.
SaberDude20: *heads for shuttle*
Merchant SJR: Mmm.....I'm a man who loves my chocolate.
Merchant SJR: *fries a nearby chicken with the Force*
SaberDude20: *lands on Rodia*
Merchant SJR: Most people call this burnt, but the Cajuns call it "blackened".
SaberDude20: *feels a tremor in the Force*
SaberDude20: He just fried another chicken.
Merchant SJR: Okay, I have to stop this.
Merchant SJR: It's way too funny.
SaberDude20: Ha ha.
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