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 Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 2:36 pm
(to Jenova) Mommy. Why dont you have a head mommy?
(to Sephiroth) .................
(to sephiroth) Your an idiot.
(to cloud) Shut-up!
*spider lands in sephiroths hair*
Get it outta my hair! omg omg omg!! get it out! i said get it out! *waves hands in the air, trying to get it out*
*looks at him plainly* ...............
(sounds like a flamer) get it out get it out get it out! oh my gosh! .... Cloud, would you help me comb my hair?
*goes to sleep*
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Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 3:28 pm
Senario 1 Cloud: *finds materia* WTF is this s**t? *bites it* Ow, my tooth! *throws the materia and hits Sephiroth on the face and dies* Oh crap, what the hell am i gonna do now? How will i explain this to my mommy? *Aeris comes into the area* Aeris: WHo the hell are you?!?! and het the hell out of my flowers!!! *Tifa comes in* Tifa: *falls from the roof, no skirt, no panty, wet between legs* redface redface redface I was...uh... *puts wet fingers behind her* Cloud: *Cloud sniffs the air* I smell...OMFG!!! I smell cookies! *Barret comes in* Barret: *comes in with a batch of cookies* Who wants some? *skips to them all* *Cid, Yuffie, Cat Sith, Vincent, and Red XIII come in* Everyone except Tifa: WE DO!!!!! Tifa: *finds her panty and skirt and puts them on* redface redface redface Good...no one noticed... I want a cookie! Senario 2 Meteor falls on top of Midgar's Headquarters and is stuck on the roof. Cloud: What the ********: Hey look! It looks like ice cream! *jumps out of plane and lands on Meteor, then burns up and dies* Everyone: *points and laughs* BA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA! The ship gets sucked into Meteor and it explodes. Everyone died. Yuffie: *in the afterlife; points and laughs at everyone* BA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA! i tried...
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Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 3:56 pm
Cloud:*Cloud tells the story of his encounter with Sephiroth in Mt.Nibel through interpretive dance*
Everyone: *snaps their fingers instead of clapping and remain silent*
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*Cloud with everyone behind him walk down a street snapping then start dancing around the streetway (Westside story style)*
*Rufus and his cabinet come down the other end of the street snapping in unison as well*
::Rumble scene::
*Aries and Rufus fight* *Aries takes out a knife as does Rufus and they both kill each other*
Tifa: I feel pretty..oh so pretty..........
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Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 4:16 pm
*puts on a pink dress and dances around at his school* I feeeeel pretty... oooooh so prettty.... err.... wtf? Why are you all staring at me? eek
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 1:09 pm
alright hers another tale from the curly-side!
*there is a fork in the pathway!*
Cloud: alright scoo....red XIII you and cid go with barret. me and the girls are going this way.
*the groups sperate*
cid: hey red XIII ive got the munchies!
barret: foshizzle!
cait sith: f@cking cotton mouth man!
vincent: where are we man! im so lost.
*meanwhile*
tifa: so why do you always go with us?
cloud: if only you knw the conversations they were having, then youd do the same!
yuffie: 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 2:08 pm
trance_otaku alright hers another tale from the curly-side! *there is a fork in the pathway!* Cloud: alright scoo....red XIII you and cid go with barret. me and the girls are going this way. *the groups sperate* cid: hey red XIII ive got the munchies! barret: foshizzle! cait sith: f@cking cotton mouth man! vincent: where are we man! im so lost. *meanwhile* tifa: so why do you always go with us? cloud: if only you knw the conversations they were having, then youd do the same! yuffie: 3nodding lol... so.. what are the others saying?
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 5:49 pm
...ive got nothing crying crying crying
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 7:32 pm
Heidigger: So, I'm in charge of weapons.
Rufus: *sighs* Yes.
Heidigger: And that means what again?
Rufus: *sighs* It means that you shoot the people that I don't like.
Heidigger: What about the people I don't like?
Rufus: You stab them. *stabs Heidigger*
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 7:34 pm
~Cloud walks into a weapon's shop.
Cloud: I'll buy the small sword.
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 11:38 pm
Deaths Apprentice trance_otaku alright hers another tale from the curly-side! *there is a fork in the pathway!* Cloud: alright scoo....red XIII you and cid go with barret. me and the girls are going this way. *the groups sperate* cid: hey red XIII ive got the munchies! barret: foshizzle! cait sith: f@cking cotton mouth man! vincent: where are we man! im so lost. *meanwhile* tifa: so why do you always go with us? cloud: if only you knw the conversations they were having, then youd do the same! yuffie: 3nodding lol... so.. what are the others saying? *cloud, tifa, and yuffie finish a battle and continue walking* cloud: well what should we talk about? tifa: so hows your period going yuffie? yuffie: well... could: *runs off in the direction of the other group* ((did i leave anyone out in the first post? i am pretty forgetful))
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 12:34 am
trance_otaku Deaths Apprentice trance_otaku alright hers another tale from the curly-side! *there is a fork in the pathway!* Cloud: alright scoo....red XIII you and cid go with barret. me and the girls are going this way. *the groups sperate* cid: hey red XIII ive got the munchies! barret: foshizzle! cait sith: f@cking cotton mouth man! vincent: where are we man! im so lost. *meanwhile* tifa: so why do you always go with us? cloud: if only you knw the conversations they were having, then youd do the same! yuffie: 3nodding lol... so.. what are the others saying? *cloud, tifa, and yuffie finish a battle and continue walking* cloud: well what should we talk about? tifa: so hows your period going yuffie? yuffie: well... could: *runs off in the direction of the other group* ((did i leave anyone out in the first post? i am pretty forgetful)) What about Aeris? xd
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 8:39 am
Cloud:to hell with this oversized sword im going to use a dagger
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 8:43 am
Doh! She totally slipped my mind...I soudl be hung and beaten with little rabid mice! well here goes but Im not sure that hers will be as funny
tifa: well where did cloud go?
yuffie: i dont care. hes too silly anyways.
aeris: boo! hahaha
tifa: holy crap! its aeris's ghost!
yuffie: yikesss! *runs after cloud*
aeris: hahaha no silly! sephiroth isnt the only one with clones!
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 8:49 am
xd blaugh *points and laughs at Aeris clone* xd
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 8:54 am
*Cloud walking through the Church in AC*
"Do I want to be forgiven? Yeah I guess I.... nah no I don't. Guess sleeping with Tifa was better than sleeping with Aeris.. hmm, I wonder where Yuffie is?" Walks off to Yuffies place.
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