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][DIE DIE DIE!!!! -Beats computer with a baseball bat.- >_

][-Snicker.- That would be dancing to MC Hammer, drinking some form of ale, smoking cigarettes, and yelling at football games. xd I have the basic idea.. Thanks for confirming it Mimi.][

Just then, a very angry little girl burst into the bar room. Energy radiated from her small frame, and with each step she took, that in her way rattled a bit. Oooh, this little spectre was a very active poltergeist, and an angry one too.

Eleanore seemed to pay no mind to the two 'living' adults in the room, as her blue eyes darted about the bottles that lined the back of the bar. Finially picking a small pint Jack Daniels bottle, she reached it, pulled off the twist cap and proceeded to dump the contents of the bottle in the sink. At least she was concious enough to do so. It was during that task that the girl looked up at Midori, those eyes flashing an even more dangerous icy shade. "You!! First you hurt one man's heart and then you force me to do this to Teddy. I can only hope you experience the pain both of these men have suffered because of you."

Well, it was no pea jar, and it was a little bit bigger but to Teddy's horror an even more uncomfortable shape. From where he hid, he turned to run away. Unfortunate for him, he too was a poltergeist and when those little ghosties felt an intense emotion, shock waves of energy blasted in all directions. It was because of that energy that he knocked over a chair. "Don't even think of hiding, Theodore, or its a smaller bottle for you."

][Eleanore scares me. ._.;][

She would roll her eyes at Duellist, she not yet took notice of the spell that had been cast on her. However.. Suddenly, she wasn't feeling very good. Nor was she feeling okay mentally, suddenly, she had the urge to rip Duellist's head off and smush it under her shoe!

However, she had bigger problems. That stupid little female ghost! Subconsciously, her hands would place themselves on hr hips, before she began to shout at the little girl. "Oh shaddap you! you don't know what he did to me in the first place, he deserved it!" It was good that the little ghost was just that, or else Midori might have the mind to smack her around!

However, Midori would only give a hiss afterwards, and from there she would begin to slowly make her way to the door, making an attempt to simply ignore Duellist's presence, muttering random curses as she left.

Hakan, on the other hand, would only look around rather confused at all that was going on. Finally, he would scratch his head curling a few locks of hair in his fingers. "Everyone is always so PO'd here. It's depressing." He would mutter, before Midori would shove him out of the way, and continue on her way out through the door.

][That's why I dislike children.. xd They appear all innocent, and what not.. Prancing about cheerfully, and then all of a sudden once they don't get their way,they turn and bring hells wrath with them! o.O; Children, women, and clowns.. Forces to fear. ninja ][

Duellist turned bright red, suddenly. 'Well, that didn't go well...' he coughed, wondering if he had mispronounced the spell. 'I'm going to vacate the park for the next twenty-four hours, I think...'

He coughed, and turned to the children. "Now, I'm going to make myself very clear, fledgelings... you are neither of you to pick on Bertram. He's a very powerful wraith, and under ordinary circumstances he'd blast you to a billion pieces..." the vampire snapped his fingers, and an unfortunate rat was demonstrated on. "Just like that."

Sure, it was a little white lie. Bertram was capable of it, but he wouldn't do it that often. Maybe. "Besides, didn't your mother ever tell you that it's not nice to be mean to people?" He pulled some lollypops out of a pocket and gave them to the children (don't ask where he got them from. Just don't.). "Here... oh, and... Teddy, was it?"

A ghostly hand smacked his bottom very hard. "Don't pick on your younger sister." The same hand smacked the little girl. "And you. If I hear you're stuffing your brother into things..." he smiled, and his smile was all pointy. "Are we both clear? I'll apologise to Bertram for you."



((And now, by popular demand... the above is a semi-decent picture of everyone's favourite wraith!))

((Proves looks aren't everything... of course, that's just his human form.))