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u get a special playroom filled with naruto yaoi

*inserts r+j*

i have a giant life size naru plushie hugging a giant life size sasu plushie, another lifesize sasunaru plushie, a $40 gift certificate for any yaoi manga or dvd website of my choosing, a pair of (used) Naruto's boxers, a love note from Sasuke declaring his love for Naruto which includes a lipstick kiss at bottom, Itachi's cell phone keychain of Sasuke, one of kyuubi's tails, left over chocolate used by Sasuke yaoi-ing people up, Kakashi's secret collection of Icha Icha Yaoi Edition, Neji's collection of popsicle sticks, a tape of when Naruto and Sasuke were locked into a closet for two hours, Kakashi's bag of kinky toys, a pair of young Genin (they have blonde and raven hair) in a bath-house, a "special" medicine that makes any boy who drinks it want to do MAJOR yaoi-ness, a video of Sasuke doing Naruto in 5 different positions, a kitty plushie of sasuke, a thong worn by Sasuke himself, the lollipop Sasuke stuck up Itachi's *** in ryuichi's fanfiction, Itachi's photobook of Sasuke in smexy positions, a picture of Naruto and Sasuke doing the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet, with Naruto as Juliet, Sasuke's shampoo bottle that was used in ryuichi's other fic for naughty things, a .gif of Itachi ramming into Sasuke like there is no tomorrow, a holographic pokemon card with a picture of Neko-Sasuke cuddling Neko-Naruto, a Naruto buttsex video game, pick any (2-4) characters you like and have them buttsex it up, a video of Sasuke ravishing Itachi's chained and naked body, and a limited addition Naruto BL game with special footages of live action yaoi, you get a dirty letter written by Sasuke to Itachi, a small picture of what he had in mind included on the corner of the page, and a video of Itachi helping Sasuke "study" for his SATs while ravishing him like there is no tomorrow, a yaoi-themed christmas ornament, and a video of Itachi doing Saske on the piano. 4laugh heart heart heart heart heart

You get a emoticon of Sasuke fking Naruto

*inserts lazy fanfiction authoress disease*
(Sorry I've been gone for a while....)

exclaim exclaim

I got Naruto's Ramen + a picture of Itachi riding Kisame like a pony + Gai's sex ed vidoes + a kiss from Neji + Kisame's top secret photos of a threesome between Deiadara, Sasori, and Itachi + a bottle of ninja lube + special secret dvds that contain hot live man-sex between Kiba and Shino, Gaara and Lee and Neji, Orochi and Jiraiya...etc + a chibi Kyuubi plushie holding onto another chibier Naruto + Itachi's purple nail polish + A special Uchihacest doujinshi w/ lot of man-sex n a** rapage + a picture of Kakashi in a sexy pirate outfit + a poster of a semi-naked Itachi hugging a very uke-ish Sasuke + a bowl of strawberries and creme that was used by the Uchiha brothers + Itachi's secret pics of blushing Sasuke in nude, playboy bunny and maid outfits + a tape of over 24 hours of hot man-sex btwn Sasuke and Itachi + Sasuke's secret pictures and tapes of a very uke-ish and naked Itachi tied up and surrounded by many kinky toys + a special doujinshi of hot Uchihacest man-sex in the hotspring + a video of Iruka painting Kakashi with edible pain, then licking it off + Itachi's secret stash of Sasuke's panties and lollipops + Sasuke's secret tape of him and Itachi playing twister in the nude that lead to 72 hours of assrapage + a special poster of seme-ish semi naked Itachi ravishing a very cute uke-ish Sasuke who is dressed in a school girl's outfit + a blue bunny and an orange bunny who seem to think gay secks is like drinking water + a special dvd set of a special soap opera that focuses on Itachi and Sasuke, rated M for extreme sexual content + a video i-pod with several hundred Naruto yaoi amv's on it, and another iPod shuffle + an ear infection and yaoi flavored cookies... + Naruto's sexy dream of Sasuke in a maid outfit!! heart heart

It's okay Ryuichi and Ryuu I know exactly how you feel. (But I'm happy cause I only have eight days left.) But I digress.

You get a phone sex conversation between Sasuke and Naruto.

I've got ramen, Itachi's cloak, Itachi striptease pictures and DVD, Kakashi's undies, and a nickel's woth of SasuNaru yaoi.(How much it that?!?), an empty box(from Sakura's lunch), an authentic Naruto orange jumpsuit, a secret love note from Sasuke to Naruto, a picture of baby naru kissing baby Sasu, a random fox, skikarmaru's earring, a half eaten candy bar of Chouji's, a piece of paper with Shino's gum inside, Tsunade's yaoi doujinshi she has secretly kept fr the past 40 yrs, Kisame's gold fish bowl, a special doujinshi about kakashi n iruka w/ a special threesome between gaara, neji, n lee, special puppets that look like the akatsuki, Iruka's tape of Kakashi stripteasing, a chibi plushie of Suigetsu grappling a chibi plushie of Karin along side with an indifferent chibi Sasuke, akamaru's special anti-flea shampoo that was licked by Kiba, Gaara's handcuffs, Gaara's secret pics of smexy looking Lee and Neji, a hot smexy tape of assrapage btwn Sasuke and Naruto after they finished their play of R+J, a special Naruto version of r+j w/ a lot of hot man-sex, Naru as Juliet and Sasuke as Romeo, Sasuke's novel titled "50 different ways to make a Dobe moan", a special music video performed by Neji, Sai, Sasuke, Itachi, and other narcissistic bishies about yaoi and assrapage!, a digital camera filled with live-action yaoi goodness!, Sasuke's pet cat, and an emoticon of Sasuke f**king Naruto. <3

Oh and I just read a fic that's about something like that. It was funny.

You get the encyclopedia of Naruto Orgasm Spots, which, Sasuke has used on many occations

*Inserts Health Homework on AIDS...buuuu*
>_< I still have like 3 more weeks of school

I got Naruto's Ramen + a picture of Itachi riding Kisame like a pony + Gai's sex ed vidoes + a kiss from Neji + Kisame's top secret photos of a threesome between Deiadara, Sasori, and Itachi + a bottle of ninja lube + special secret dvds that contain hot live man-sex between Kiba and Shino, Gaara and Lee and Neji, Orochi and Jiraiya...etc + a chibi Kyuubi plushie holding onto another chibier Naruto + Itachi's purple nail polish + A special Uchihacest doujinshi w/ lot of man-sex n a** rapage + a picture of Kakashi in a sexy pirate outfit + a poster of a semi-naked Itachi hugging a very uke-ish Sasuke + a bowl of strawberries and creme that was used by the Uchiha brothers + Itachi's secret pics of blushing Sasuke in nude, playboy bunny and maid outfits + a tape of over 24 hours of hot man-sex btwn Sasuke and Itachi + Sasuke's secret pictures and tapes of a very uke-ish and naked Itachi tied up and surrounded by many kinky toys + a special doujinshi of hot Uchihacest man-sex in the hotspring + a video of Iruka painting Kakashi with edible pain, then licking it off + Itachi's secret stash of Sasuke's panties and lollipops + Sasuke's secret tape of him and Itachi playing twister in the nude that lead to 72 hours of assrapage + a special poster of seme-ish semi naked Itachi ravishing a very cute uke-ish Sasuke who is dressed in a school girl's outfit + a blue bunny and an orange bunny who seem to think gay secks is like drinking water + a special dvd set of a special soap opera that focuses on Itachi and Sasuke, rated M for extreme sexual content + a video i-pod with several hundred Naruto yaoi amv's on it, and another iPod shuffle + an ear infection and yaoi flavored cookies... + Naruto's sexy dream of Sasuke in a maid outfit + the chance to witness Itachi in ultimate drag singing "Like a Virgin" and lap dancing on Sasuke, who is only in an edible strawberry/lolipop thong !!! GASSMM! heart heart heart

you got set of Neji slave robots who will do anything you ask them to (even fly a boat while walking on an ice burg made of cheese in the middle of july)

*inserts turtle meat from a documentary i saw many years ago*

I've got a life size itasasu statue, sasuke's shampoo, sasunaru dinner plate, moaning alarm clock, a sasunaru poster, tickets for a kakairu yaoi lesson, Gaara in whipped cream and strawberries (squeee) and a naruto yaoi playroom smile

You got a yaoi channel on your tv!

*inserts gum rappers*

I've got life size itasasu statue, Sasuke's shampoo, sasunaru dinner plate, moaning alarm clock, sasunaru poster, ticket to watch a kakairu yaoi lesson, gaara in whipped cream and strawberries, a naruto yaoi playroom, and a first row seat to watch a naruto yaoi session!

thank u buddygirl! luv u big time! mrgreen

u get a special cd from all the smexy bishies of naruto with a lot of sex plays!

*inserts french project*

i have a giant life size naru plushie hugging a giant life size sasu plushie, another lifesize sasunaru plushie, a $40 gift certificate for any yaoi manga or dvd website of my choosing, a pair of (used) Naruto's boxers, a love note from Sasuke declaring his love for Naruto which includes a lipstick kiss at bottom, Itachi's cell phone keychain of Sasuke, one of kyuubi's tails, left over chocolate used by Sasuke yaoi-ing people up, Kakashi's secret collection of Icha Icha Yaoi Edition, Neji's collection of popsicle sticks, a tape of when Naruto and Sasuke were locked into a closet for two hours, Kakashi's bag of kinky toys, a pair of young Genin (they have blonde and raven hair) in a bath-house, a "special" medicine that makes any boy who drinks it want to do MAJOR yaoi-ness, a video of Sasuke doing Naruto in 5 different positions, a kitty plushie of sasuke, a thong worn by Sasuke himself, the lollipop Sasuke stuck up Itachi's *** in ryuichi's fanfiction, Itachi's photobook of Sasuke in smexy positions, a picture of Naruto and Sasuke doing the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet, with Naruto as Juliet, Sasuke's shampoo bottle that was used in ryuichi's other fic for naughty things, a .gif of Itachi ramming into Sasuke like there is no tomorrow, a holographic pokemon card with a picture of Neko-Sasuke cuddling Neko-Naruto, a Naruto buttsex video game, pick any (2-4) characters you like and have them buttsex it up, a video of Sasuke ravishing Itachi's chained and naked body, and a limited addition Naruto BL game with special footages of live action yaoi, you get a dirty letter written by Sasuke to Itachi, a small picture of what he had in mind included on the corner of the page, and a video of Itachi helping Sasuke "study" for his SATs while ravishing him like there is no tomorrow, a yaoi-themed christmas ornament, a video of Itachi doing Saske on the piano, and 64 cans of Yaoi-Cola, the refreshing way to get your daily yaoi requirement, a phone sex conversation between Sasuke and Naruto, the encyclopedia of Naruto Orgasm Spots, which, Sasuke has used on many occations, and a set of Neji slave robots who will do anything you ask them to (even fly a boat while walking on an ice burg made of cheese in the middle of july).

OMFG! I ALREADY READ THIS FIC N I LUV IT! i forgot what it was called n i couldn't save it to my favs. u made my day buddygirl! n hell yeah i'm gonna watch that movie!

u get a special sculpture which has nude sasuke and naruto intertwined as they are passionately making out!

*inserts crappy painting i entered in an art show*

i have a giant life size naru plushie hugging a giant life size sasu plushie, another lifesize sasunaru plushie, a $40 gift certificate for any yaoi manga or dvd website of my choosing, a pair of (used) Naruto's boxers, a love note from Sasuke declaring his love for Naruto which includes a lipstick kiss at bottom, Itachi's cell phone keychain of Sasuke, one of kyuubi's tails, left over chocolate used by Sasuke yaoi-ing people up, Kakashi's secret collection of Icha Icha Yaoi Edition, Neji's collection of popsicle sticks, a tape of when Naruto and Sasuke were locked into a closet for two hours, Kakashi's bag of kinky toys, a pair of young Genin (they have blonde and raven hair) in a bath-house, a "special" medicine that makes any boy who drinks it want to do MAJOR yaoi-ness, a video of Sasuke doing Naruto in 5 different positions, a kitty plushie of sasuke, a thong worn by Sasuke himself, the lollipop Sasuke stuck up Itachi's *** in ryuichi's fanfiction, Itachi's photobook of Sasuke in smexy positions, a picture of Naruto and Sasuke doing the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet, with Naruto as Juliet, Sasuke's shampoo bottle that was used in ryuichi's other fic for naughty things, a .gif of Itachi ramming into Sasuke like there is no tomorrow, a holographic pokemon card with a picture of Neko-Sasuke cuddling Neko-Naruto, a Naruto buttsex video game, pick any (2-4) characters you like and have them buttsex it up, a video of Sasuke ravishing Itachi's chained and naked body, and a limited addition Naruto BL game with special footages of live action yaoi, you get a dirty letter written by Sasuke to Itachi, a small picture of what he had in mind included on the corner of the page, and a video of Itachi helping Sasuke "study" for his SATs while ravishing him like there is no tomorrow, a yaoi-themed christmas ornament, a video of Itachi doing Saske on the piano, and 64 cans of Yaoi-Cola, the refreshing way to get your daily yaoi requirement, a phone sex conversation between Sasuke and Naruto, the encyclopedia of Naruto Orgasm Spots, which, Sasuke has used on many occations, a set of Neji slave robots who will do anything you ask them to (even fly a boat while walking on an ice burg made of cheese in the middle of july), and the answers for the Chunnin exams.