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 Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:47 pm
Granted you win tickets to go back stage and see him. You take your best guy friend with you cause he is a big fan too. Philip David Charles Collins takes one look at your friend and sends you away to put the moves on your friend.
(Being a christian would not change the fact that I am the Master at Procratination. I went to church every day for years I know. Also why I know so much about hipocrits...)
I wish I was no longer a Procratinator.
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:27 pm
banryuu Granted you win tickets to go back stage and see him. You take your best guy friend with you cause he is a big fan too. Philip David Charles Collins takes one look at your friend and sends you away to put the moves on your friend. (Being a christian would not change the fact that I am the Master at Procratination. I went to church every day for years I know. Also why I know so much about hipocrits...) I wish I was no longer a Procratinator. Granted. You always do things in a timely manner. However, Stephen Hawking, in a moment of startling brilliance, discovers that all time is irrelevant and his single revelation opens up all time streams for anyone to travel. Yay dinosaurs! I wish I could find out what would happen if I take a piece of toast with one side buttered (cuz you know when you drop it it always lands butter side down) and strap the un-buttered side to the back of a cat (because cats always land on their feet), then drop the collective and find out WHICH SIDE WILL LAND!
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:41 am
*laughing* Granted you are given a goverment grant to test the Cat vs buttered toast theory. Testing is going smoothly till the fateful day when the cat got into the butter causing it to go beserk. Millions of dollars in useless mechens are distroyed. While rangling the cat it claws you across the eyes with buttery goodness. You are now blinded for life and can no longer proced with the testing. The goverment takes away the grant and charges you for the distruction. All you are left with is the cat. I wish that I looked exactly like Yuuko Ichihara from xXxHolic. (the woman not the black thing thats Makona) 
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:39 pm
Hehe, good one.
Granted: you look exactly like her and become two dimensional. What's more, your pointy chin causes you to cut things and your tiny nostrils lead to a lifetime of breathing difficulties. Also, huge eyes = allergies from hell. XD
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl that looked good (I would call her).
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:40 pm
(I can live with that no problem I'd be the best cosplayer in the world you can't deny that!)
Granted you are now the tallest man in the world being seven foot tall while sitting and 18 foot tall standing. No pants are made long enough so you wear a long plaid skirt as a kilt seeing that it reaches just above your knees. You don't fit in any buildings and the only part of you that fits on your bed is your rib cadge and up. You tried to wear a gold plated hub cap on a chain as bling, but the chain snapped killing your supper moble girlfriend now you are folded into a jail cell doing 20 years for manslaughter. To stand up in the cell you'd have to be at a 90 degree angle.
I wish my other half had his license (but I'm a nerotic passenger so he can't practice driving.)
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:50 pm
Wow. Props for addressing all of that. Yet no attribution?
Granted: he gets his license. Sadly, it's not a driving license, but a combination fisherman's license, license to operate drawbridges and license to perform dental care. He unfortunately remains forever an apprentice in all three professions, ending up coming home each day smelling of dead fish, diesel fuel and bad breath.
I wish I could figure out why Gary Busey is so freaking crazy.
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 7:05 pm
Granted! You are now Gary Busey. Doctors delcared you have permanent brain damage from a motorcycle accident. You then almost die from a cocaine overdose. The near death expeirence and not the cocaine still in your system makes you beleive you saw hell and are now born-again. Yea for Cocaine... I mean religion. So your a crazy ignorant (ex) drug user... at lest your not Bush.
(BTW I had to look up Gary Busey... I really didn't know who he was. I don't pay attention to stupid people.)
I wish the job at the library I interviewed for will hire me.
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 8:19 pm
Granted: You're hired as their new top-level manager. Sadly, zombies attack your home city and the library becomes the only safe hold. Now you're surrounded by redneck militias, ex-servicemen and wily street people and, most cruelly of all, you are the only woman left.
Things become protracted and a year into the battle it has been decided that you will be this society's new Eve. Once the zombies are pushed back you will be solely responsible for mothering all of the new population. Enjoy your stretchmarks! XD
((Sorry if that sounded mean. No offense, Banryuu, I just got carried away. biggrin ))
I wish I could have a rock band that rules, disbands, then makes a comback album and tour that's so awesome only Stephen Hawking can truly grasp it.
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:19 pm
(Its cool... if I'm the new 'Eve' humanity is doomed. That makes me happy. Zombies 4r3 t3h 3v1l und34d! I do belive all stupid people should die. BTW its just a computer aid position... I'd have to deal with bums licking the compter mice... gonk )
Granted Your band 'that one band' gets signed and your popularity sky rockets. Your first album "that one CD" is the biggest new thing. That is untill that band P.E.T.A (People Eating Tasty Animals)steals your drummer causing your band to split up. You use too much cociane and become Gary Busey's best friend and biggest fan.
I wish all stupid people would cease to exist.
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 12:40 am
Granted! All stupid people are wiped from the earth.
However, stupid is a somewhat subjective terminology, as it is often used as a general term of dislike. What's the problem?
d**k Cheney somehow gets to decide who's stupid and who isn't. So, though by definition all dummies are wiped from the Earth, it unfortunately only leaves more room for assholes, jerks, *****, nitwits, kooks, spazzes, thieves, liars, tricksters, charlatansm killers, revolutionaries, guerillas, idealogues with dangerous militia cults and, worst of all, politicians.
CRINGE!
I wish someone besides Banryuu and myself still played this game.
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 10:32 am
What?! you don't love me any more?! Actualy I was just thinking that everyone eles left BECAUSE of me. crying
Granted my other half in now a member of the guild I'll try to force them to play. Unfortunitly no one knows what they might say. Dvampirex will probly get to tired of us leave and the thread will die.
I wish I would get to chose which stupid people would die (and not become loony like Light from Death Note)... d**k Cheney is top of the list along with brain dead bums and selfish ignortent assbags.
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 11:38 am
banryuu What?! you don't love me any more?! Actualy I was just thinking that everyone eles left BECAUSE of me. crying Granted my other half in now a member of the guild I'll try to force them to play. Unfortunitly no one knows what they might say. Dvampirex will probly get to tired of us leave and the thread will die. I wish I would get to chose which stupid people would die (and not become loony like Light from Death Note)... d**k Cheney is top of the list along with brain dead bums and selfish ignortent assbags. I'm here now!
Granted, but unfortunately, your nemisis (Cheney) still has a gun. Goodbye.
I wish I could talk to Weird Al Yankovic.
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 1:16 pm
Dark_lord_15 banryuu What?! you don't love me any more?! Actualy I was just thinking that everyone eles left BECAUSE of me. crying Granted my other half in now a member of the guild I'll try to force them to play. Unfortunitly no one knows what they might say. Dvampirex will probly get to tired of us leave and the thread will die. I wish I would get to chose which stupid people would die (and not become loony like Light from Death Note)... d**k Cheney is top of the list along with brain dead bums and selfish ignortent assbags. I'm here now!
Granted, but unfortunately, your nemisis (Cheney) still has a gun. Goodbye.
I wish I could talk to Weird Al Yankovic. Granted, but he immediately hates you and finds you boring and stcuk-up. (Hey, if I can't get Phil Collins because he's gay I can do that with Weird Al) I wish it was April 27th.
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 2:21 pm
It's already 27 April but you discover that, in the greater scheme of time, you'd been horribly disfigured in a freak accident in the interim. You look REAL ******** up all of a sudden.
I wish the millionaires that live across the street from me and Daniel will emerge from their compound and inexplicably hand us a laundry bag full of real-live money totalling 5 million dollars. We are instructed to do whatever we want with the cash.
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:40 am
(Millionaires hmm? where di you say you lived again *evil though*)
*granted* Although the IRS finds out and you get taxed on all of it after you have spent it all and are now In debt 5 times the amount that was given to you. Also your house and all possetions have burn down to the ground.
I wish that I owned my own Motorcycle.
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