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 Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:27 am
Because you ate too many turtles.
Why is BP killing the world?! DX
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:25 pm
For the good of all mankind!
What's in your wallet?
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:52 pm
A Chili Cheese Dog!!
What color is pee?
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:55 pm
Cactus.
What flavor is my underwear?
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:05 pm
Bunnies!!!
What is a chalupa?
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:24 pm
A rare and beautiful flower the grows only in the left eye socket of a zombie.
Who died and made you king of the world?
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:25 pm
L.
Why am I not wearing clothes?!
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:38 pm
Because you decided to wear your birthday suit to your birthday party!
Why does CHOCOLATE taste so good?!?
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 3:06 pm
Because Santa made it that way
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 3:15 pm
9.745 tons.
When will pigs fly?
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:30 pm
You Just Wait--It'll Be Tomorrow!!!
When Will I Be AWESOME?!
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:38 pm
When you make a porn film.
Do I get a sammich?
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:00 pm
Only if you like swiss cheese!
Do you collect stamps?
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:20 pm
If by stamps, you mean undies, then yes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:51 pm
To get hit by my taxi.
= w=
Why is my school bus short?!
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