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 Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:54 am
Now jump 200 feet from the waterfall. That'll teach you're games to suck.
I have a funny mom story involving Tomb Raider...though I think I told you...
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:34 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 2:07 pm
She gets me Tomb Raider II for Christmas. She wants to watch me play it because she hears all this hype about the character Lara Croft.
"Who is this girl? Why is she on the new a lot? .......And Why are her titties so damn BIG???"
I'm like: ".....I don't know eek "
I have a couple more involving my parents.
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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:51 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 7:16 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 12:26 am
A More recent one came when I was playing Indigo Prophecy. Two of the main characters...make love before the final battle. Of course I found it ridiculous that they hook up...like hours after meeting each other. My Dad walks in during the scene:
"Carlos...are they ******** a video game?"
"yup..."
There's an uncomfortable silence the whole scene. All he wanted to do is to ask to borrow my car.
Later though, he couldn't let it go. For a short time I was just known for playing those types of games.
"Have you seen Carlos?"
"He's busy playing them ********' games!"
You want some more?
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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:31 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:57 pm
Game: Resident Evil Code Veronica.
Thanksgiving...I think 2000. My brother beats RE: CV
I try it immediately afterward. Despite my fears. My mom Is taking a break from cooking so she watches me for most of the gameplay.
She sees the scene where Steve Burnside dies and confesses his love to Claire.
"Claire...I...Love you."
Claire looking all sad of course.
"Steve......"
my mom chimes in.
"I just met you like...6 hours ago."
I die laughing.
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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:49 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:55 pm
of course also the inevitable "What the hell?" when I played Vice City and sat through one of the stripper dances.
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:53 pm
You payed for the game, enjoy it.
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:01 pm
To continue the Indigo Prophecy embarrassment. They were reporting their asses off when Mass Effect came out. Cause of those sex scenes. Whenever my Dad sees something on the news he calls me into his room to tell me the craziness.
"CARLOS!"
I come running.
"LOOK, LOOK"
shows the Mass Effect report on Fox News...why my Dad is watching Fox News I still don't know...
"Are you gonna get that game, you seem to like them ******** games."
And completes with his signatures smoker's laugh.
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Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:06 am
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:50 am
Christmas...I believe '98-'99 I get Tomb Raider II for Christmas. My mom got it for me with the strategy guide.
She sees that I become rather engrossed in the title. Out of concern she says:
"Son...I hope this isn't...you know...a substitute...for like...real girls."
I just walk away....
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:20 pm
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