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 Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 12:50 pm
"BAND! Whats your Motto!"- Mr. Walker
"Pancakes, Boo Bees, and Zach!!!"-Us
We love pancakes, Boo Bees was a Halloween joke where he drew a bee with a 'ghost' costume on. And Zach is just a rotton kid we like to laugh at.
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:46 pm
my conductor is a fat arse and we were mucking around in band
the conductor shouts at us as he riases up his arms showing us his underarm hair... YUCK
he says,
" come on boys thats sloppy playing " and my mate who plays trumpet yells out
" NOT AS SLOPPY AS UR ARMS! "
rofl
he got kicked out crying
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:42 am
Hartmetz: Now, trumpets, you hear how nasty that sound is? It's because you all played like BEN WILSON!
Ben: -_-l|l
Us: XD
Ben plays trumpet, FYI.
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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:28 pm
H: Now, I'm no supergenius...
Me: *muttering* Far from it, H...
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:42 pm
*revival*
H: What? I was just being sarcastic!
Me: You? Sarcastic? There's a shock.
H: stare
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:04 pm
*re-revives* >.>
H:...but...they're SLEIGH bells. They're MOBILE!
Brandon: *clueless*
H: Ugh...will someone please explain 'mobile' to this child?
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:19 pm
"Only I get to make fun of our banana-drummajor!"
Haha, 'cause for our next competition, our DM is going to be a banana. Wewt!
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:27 am
One day at afterschool practice one of the claranets was having dificulties playing a certain note. she looked done and noticed that a pad was missing. She went to our band director and he yelled out to the band "Anyone got a pad for kimberly?" lol
another one was on parents night he told our drumline to say somethin like "with ketchup" after we were called to attention. they did it then Mr. Smith our BD ran onto the middle of the field and yell out "MEATLOAF" lol he's crazy
another one was there was this one part of the music that the low brass had and Mr. Smith told them to think like sneaky ninjas. now that part is the sneaky ninja part lol
Mr. Smith also had an arguement (after practice) with one of the tenor sax player on what was better zombies or vampires and then who was better pirates or ninjas lol
also (I know Ill quit eventually) he changed the drumlines drill one day and they were going to cross my path. I'm a flute player and my bf playes the 4th bass and if he wasn't careful he was going to run me over doing the drill. Mr. Smith came up to him and pointed at me and said, "Jerry....right there is your girlfriend...don't run over her....we need her ok?" lol
lastly our band director will randomly start talking to the snare player. they always sound like this:
BD:"dum kak kaka kak kun?"
Snare:"dum kaka kaka dum dak... get it right"
lol our BD is only 23 so hes just like one of us lol perverted and everything YAY
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:48 am
Hartmetz: Now, you have to tell the parents to NOT TOUCH THE PERCUSSION EQUIPMENT.
And today...
Dad: What? Nobody else was here...I got bored and they were all sitting here!
Me: -_-l|l Don't do it when Hartmetz is here, though. Or I'll kick you.
Dad: Ok...
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:11 pm
it minot be funny but my band director always says "get out your music, instruments, & squirles." He also says he has a squirle band hes obssesed with squirles. rofl
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:24 pm
my band teacher has said too many stupid things...i can't say/remember them all
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:42 pm
i got nuthin, my teacher is so boring,
he put me in the advanced class, where there's no one to talk to,
so all the boring nerds wont make him say anything weird,
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:02 pm
Mr Lewis: Tom what is a chorale?
Tom: Well it shares all the characteristics of nonchorale music
Mr Lewis: and what is Nonchorale music Tom?
Tom: Anything that's not a chorale
Mr Lewis: And what are those characteristics?
Tom: Any characteristics associated with nonchorale music...
and then there's Samurai or Musician... for Halloween (according to the people who've had him before he does this every year), Mr Lewis dressed up as a Samurai and he had a list of Japanese Samurai, and Japanese musicians, and spoke with a very fake Japanese accent, if you got it right whether the person was a samurai or musician, then you got candy, if you got it wrong, he banged a cymbal with a wooden sword as hard as he could... poor ears..
*there are seniors walking into the band room during band and the halls are full...
Announcement: The Seniors are now returning to classes.
Mr Lewis: What do they think we're dumb or something?
Not to mention an announcement coming on while we're playing, and Mr Lewis stops us to listen to it because it's really quiet. Somebody asks, "Mr Lewis why is it so quiet?" Mr Lewis points to a poster and says, "Well I put a poster over it hoping to silence the announcements but it didn't work."
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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:35 pm
H: PERCUSSION! I don't want to have to give seperate instructions just for you!...what do you call a percussionist with half a brain?...Gifted!
Me: ...thanks, Hartmetz... >.>
H: Now, I want you to practice...if not for yourself, for your grandparents.
Geff: Oh, yeah, no way I'm bringing this [tuba] to Jersey...
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 4:12 pm
H: Hm...Mr. Haskow told me about you, Lele...*proceeds to pretend to strangle Lele with rope*
Lele: 0_0
Us: XD
H: *undoes rope and ties his clarinet to his leg* You always hold it up too high. NO DON'T UNDO THE KNOT!
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Skyelar: *is switching from the tuba to sousaphone*
H: Skyelar, what are you doing?
Skyelar: *is wearing a skirt* I can't open my legs and it's too tall!
Everyone who doesn't know she's wearing a skirt, and those who do: XDDDDD
H: Uhhh...haha, next time, wear pants, then.
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