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 Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:21 am
Your local hobo rapes you, steals all your belongings and leaves you for dead in the sewers.
I wish I had a coffee maker.
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:24 am
Granted, you have a coffee maker. Unfortunely the valve where the coffee comes out is mildly clogged and scaulding hot coffee is showered all over your face scarring you for life.
I wish we would finally have a selfless president.
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:29 am
Granted, but what would happen to all the beurocracies? All the needless spending chasing after petty goals? No my friend that would spell "doom doom" for us all.
I wish I had a working mp3 player...
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:33 am
gtgold007 Granted, but what would happen to all the beurocracies? All the needless spending chasing after petty goals? No my friend that would spell "doom doom" for us all. I wish I had a working mp3 player... granted- but you had the volume on too loud, causing you to go deaf I wish I was Fluffly
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:26 pm
You become Fluffly but then you get hugged to death by a crowd of small infants. Afterwards you get thrown out in the garbage, fall out, and an 18-wheeler runs you over.
I wish I could afford an Angelic Sash.
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:14 pm
Granted, you have enough to buy one. So you do.
But 5 minuets after you buy it, you get hacked.
I wish I didn't have to do so much homework. v.v
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:14 pm
If you didn't have so much homework, there would be little to no learning and you would end up dumb and jobless.
I wish I could hug Mana-sama, just once.
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:33 pm
Granted, he shows up at your house and asks you to hug him. When hugging him you accidently smug his make up ito his beautiful eyes and partially blind him. From then on he and most of his fans spurn your existance.
I was I could raise and control the dead.
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:26 pm
Granted, but the sex-hungry corpses break your control and analy rape you until zombie-semen bursts out of your eyeballs.
I wish I could kill all the "emo" people in the world
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:33 pm
MadGnu Granted, but the sex-hungry corpses break your control and analy rape you until zombie-semen bursts out of your eyeballs. I wish I could kill all the "emo" people in the world Granted, you and Cornelius join forces against the emo scum thus ridding the world of their whining. But..since the zombies broke my control they rape us both to death. (Sorry man, awesome wish though) I wish MadGnu and I could kil all the "emo" people without dying from zombie rape.
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:40 pm
Granted, ********, its too hard to corrupt)
we eventually grow old and die (after killing the emo people)
I wish I could have an unlimited supply of SoBe.
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:17 pm
MadGnu Granted, ********, its too hard to corrupt) we eventually grow old and die (after killing the emo people) I wish I could have an unlimited supply of SoBe. Granted.......but the little lizards on the bottles come alive and start eating your flesh. I wish I was immortal.
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:47 pm
Granted, but you never retain youth, and your body decomposes and your brain mealts. Virtually making you a rotting corpse, who eventually goes on to analy rape Cornelius. Congrats.
I wish I could make the stupid people go away.
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:01 pm
MadGnu Granted, but you never retain youth, and your body decomposes and your brain mealts. Virtually making you a rotting corpse, who eventually goes on to analy rape Cornelius. Congrats. I wish I could make the stupid people go away. Granted, but then most of Gaia disappears with a *poof* and you get tired of reading comments from know-it-alls. I wish I could make more money.
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:32 pm
I make more money but you end up giving it to me. xDD
I wish for some Avatar Art. <3
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