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 Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:53 am
I find a screw driver on the ground and start running around with it in my hands but while I was distracted by the screw driver in my hands I run into traffic and get hit by a car
I drop a video game cartridge
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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:23 am
I see the video game and start playing, but I realize that it was a game made to be THE WORST GAME IN THE WORLD!
My brain explodes, and I drop Michael Jackson's prothstetic nose, which I was borrowing.
(Sorry. I can't spell prothstetic right)
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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:42 am
I pick up Michael Jackson's nose and scream while jumping up and down, because it is worth one million dollars on eBay. I run out on to the streets and scream with joy that I found Michael Jackson's nose, but then a group of street thugs come and beat me to death and take his nose (by the way, they sold it on eBay for a lot of money crying )
I drop a great white shark corpse.
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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:01 am
I look at the shark corpse, start crying, and kneel on the ground with my fists in the air.
I knelt on the teeth, then I panic, start running around the street spewing blood, until Edward Cullen sees the blood and bites me.
I turn into a vampire, but fall into a grill and burn to death.
All that's left is a piece of sparkling charcoal.
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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:56 am
I see the charcoal and pick it up. As with all sparkly things, I bite it. Someone decides to steal it from me when I take it out of my mouth. We get into the epic fight of the century. This person hits me in the throat and holds, suffocating me.
I drop a pen.
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 10:17 pm
I look at all the emo people, decide to fit in, and stab myself in the neck with the pen.
I drop an emo hair wig.
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 10:29 pm
I decide to chew on it. The fibers build up in my stomach. I regurgitate it. It looks like jesus. I obsess over religion. Someone with different views persuades me to cut my legs of. I lose too much blood and die.
I drop a banana costume.
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:30 am
I look at the banana costume and pick it up. I put it on and walk home to show my sister that I had a banana costume like her now, she gets really mad that I have the same banana costume as her she stabs me to death. I drop my MP3 player
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 4:58 pm
picks up mp3 and listens to it but it is so loud it turns my brain to mush
i drop dynamite(be creative)
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:26 pm
I pick up the dynamite and eat it for supper with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. However it gave me bad gas and THIS happened. I dropped this sign: 
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:46 pm
I pick up the sign, and read it's message carefully. . . but get get struck by lightning while doing so.
I dropped a live cricket.
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:46 am
The cricket starts chirping and it annoys the hell out of me so I step on it. The horde of crickets that live outside my house come in and attack me, ripping off my limbs leaving me to bleed to death.
I drop my watch.
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 8:54 am
I pick up the watch and realize it has a ticking time bomb inside it. I go to throw it down but it explodes,
I drop my pet rock
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 1:58 pm
I take care of the pet rock but it turns out to be an egg of some strange creature. It hatches and eats me alive.
I drop a cattle prod
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:36 pm
I use the cattle prod to help Larry with his cattle, but the one eyed evil cow comes up and tramples me to death.
I drop my blue microfiber blanket.
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