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 Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 6:49 pm
Hagrid: Dragons are mean and nasty beasts, they are the worst!! I'd never want one for a pet!!!
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Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 1:28 pm
Cornelius Fudge: Harry, I believe everything you tell us and I don't want anything from you.
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Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 9:50 am
Draco: I think I'm going to keep this to myself and not tell my father.
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Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 3:50 pm
KittyNatBart Draco: I think I'm going to keep this to myself and not tell my father.
all subforums except heard it in the hall way halls of learning and the event forum are off limits right now
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Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 2:35 pm
*Cedric Diggory has a sudden run-in with Edward Cullen*
Cedric: Whoa. Who are you?
Edward: I'm you. But later. After you die, you sign on with a different film franchise to become a 107 year old sparkly, virgin poor excuse for a vampire in order to satisfy the fantasies of teenage girls and single, middle-aged women around the world. You also have to leave your girlfriend, Cho, and instead get involved with a completely 2-dimensional Mary Sue/ stand-in character!
*Awkward silence*
Cedric: That sounds great! Cho was such a b***h, too. I was only with her because she was hot. I didn't even want to take her to the Yule Ball! I wanted to hook up with Gabrielle Delacour. Now that's hot. Who doesn't love dating an eight year old girl?
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Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 12:44 pm
Snape: 10 Points to Gryffindor.
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Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 10:23 pm
Neville: NO! Get that cactus away from me I could poke my eye out! I hate plants!
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 10:13 am
Snape : Harry, this potion could do with some improvement.
Harry : I know, sir, but -
Snape : However, I award you 20 points for showing a great improvement in your potions making recently.
Harry : ... confused
*Snape walks over to Slytherins*
Snape : Draco, your potion could also do with some improvement. I have noticed a severe decline in the quality of your work.
Draco : Sir, I -
Snape: That is a known side effect of plotting how to best kill the Headmster when you should be doing your Potions homework.
Class : *gasps*
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 1:21 am
Bellatrix Lestrange: You know, Voldemort really is awful. I think I'll join the Order of the Pheonix.
Voldemort: Good choice, I'd join too, if I could.
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 11:49 am
Bellatrix: I wish I was a blood traitor like my cousin, Sirius, and sister, Tonks.
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Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 9:24 pm
Oliver Wood: Oh really Minerva?! An other candidate for seeker? I told you, we'll make do! Plus, this one isn't even of age yet.I can't believe you're *so* obsessed over something as childish as quidditch. Grow a set!
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 5:06 pm
Ron: Look at my cool spider collection, spiders are the greatest
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