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 Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:47 pm
Please don't cast a spell on me...but feel free to cast one to make this bed more fluffy, it's as hard as a rock.
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:08 pm
I can has/be fluffy! O_O
fluffery nommmm
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:12 pm
Mmm, bacon.
-grabs the knife and fork-
>:3
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:14 pm
Can I share some of the bacon *puppy dog eyes*
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:16 pm
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Sure! O:
It's a huuuuuuuuuge piece of meat that we ALL can share : D
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:23 pm
I'm more than how I taste!!! scream
I also have a nice scent, a crisp, crunchy texture... sometimes a rigid form as if in the knowledge of my amazing self, sometimes a little chewy, letting you know I have a softer side, a side that is malleable and considerate to the roof of your mouth. Salty, and sometimes with a hint of sweet.. smoked in maple, or hickory, that you can inhale before you even bring it to your mouths.
I am BACON! Hear me sizzle!! twisted
Edit: I would roar, but.. alas.. I am not lion bacon.
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:29 pm
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But you're still a big piece of meat that people can hold in their hands and lick and... uh... suck and uh...
8D
/shot
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:32 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:33 pm
@ Swords: Bad, bad Swords!
-swats with a rolled-up newspaper-
But he has a point.
You ARE a nice, big, juicy piece of meat.
ninja
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:34 pm
The thing about bacon is....it makes me thirsty...for more bacon
*shot for using a Jim Gaffigan joke*
You stole my bacon gonk
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:35 pm
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@ Angel - Whyyyyyy? D8 I did nothing of that sort!
I just said he was a big piece of meat... and now that you mention it... juicy too ;D
@ Ane - Then suck on eat more bacon! : D
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:02 pm
I wanna do questionable things with that bacon.
Did you know italics makes everything sound sexual. ;D
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:03 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:06 pm
I want to take all of your clothes off.
Your many, many layers of clothing.
You know what? Now I'm tired. Nevermind. emo
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:08 pm
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