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Lonewolf is like..... the Roy Mustang of the Dragoons. This guild is like a soap opera.

Dark alley + lost teenage girl = ambush; Simple enough plan since everything was going a tad slow and I didn't want to go through an elaborate stage of it. As for the next nemesis, do you mean the 2nd one or the first one I have planned?

I can't wait for the rpg to start rolling again........ I also can't wait for lunch.

I'm gonna get some chinese food.... with the last of my money... I got thriteen bucks left, then I need to go to the bank.

At least I have groceries and blonde jokes:

CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station.
She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is
idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding
and asks her very nicely if he could see her
license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would
get your act together. Just yesterday you take away
my license and then today you expect me to show it
to you!"

RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes
to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite
bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the
other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down
the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other
side."

AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young re dhead goes into the
doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever
she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me"
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left
shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and
screamed even more She pushed her knee and
screamed;
likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead,
are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger
is broken."

KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a
speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he
was astounded to see that the blonde behind the
wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his
flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down
his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL
OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were
talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the
first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the
moon!"
The Blonde s aid, "So what? We're going to be
the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American l ooked at each
other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the
sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not
stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one
night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she
landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If
you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can
you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it
on or off?"

NEW DOGS
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had
acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their
names were. The blonde responded by saying that one
was named
Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said,
"Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blonde.
"They're watch dogs!"

Hooray!