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 Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:06 am
gun control is unconstitutional
if they controlled guns, then haters would be like ''well if ur changing this in the constitution, burn gays!!'' or ''black slaves plz!!''
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:15 am
The Fall is Inevitable gun control is unconstitutional if they controlled guns, then haters would be like ''well if ur changing this in the constitution, burn gays!!'' or ''black slaves plz!!'' I see nothing wrong with the latter. That or monkey slaves.
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:22 am
http://landoverbaptist.org/Pizza is evil because it is in the same shape as the flesh of christ therefore those who eat it are "flesh of christ" gluttons, Pokemon is short for Pocket Demons and the show is full of people growing horns and killing their parents for world domination and the show, shows kids how to summon real demons... Why? Because one of the pokemon is called Abra and another Kadabra and Alakazam which is evil magic words. George Bush is the heavenly harbinger of god and Obama is an abomanation sent by satan... Black people are suppose to be slaves, it's what god wants! Children should call the F.B.I. on their parents if they aren't Landover Baptists and more inside this lovely little website (Comes with instructions kids!)
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:26 am
Breastfeeding is using children to gain sexual satisfaction (as a lady's n****e is ERECT, yes ERECT, when breast feeding) Using tampons is like being fingered by the devil! Landover Baptists Ladies of Landover member Mrs. Taffy Davenport-Gaines Crockett, visiting the Landover Christian Pharmacy recently to refill the church tract display, happened upon a shocking sight. A young woman was visibly upset and arguing loudly with pharmacist Emma Mae Martin. What Mrs. Crockett discovered next sickened her unto the point of nausea. "The young woman was trying to buy tampons," Mrs. Crockett said, barely able to hold back tears. "I snatched that girl by the hair and pulled her outside... there were children present! Can you imagine how they'd be damaged by hearing such evil ideas?" “I explained to this young lady that we do not carry such phallic devices as tampons and when attending to her monthly curse," Mrs. Martin said, adding that "Satan himself controls the manufacturing of those things." The young woman then began to verbally abuse her, she said. "A Godly woman is only to use a Maxi-Pad," Mrs. Crockett stated. "Why, they even have them with little angel wings now! I handed her a box and told her unless she wanted my handprint across her face she was never to utter that evil T word again!” The as yet unidentified woman then fled the store in humiliation. Landover Security sketch artists are preparing a likeness to aid in identifying the young woman. Her salvation status is unknown, but based on this event, it is likely she is Hellbound.
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:27 am
ROFL THIS IS THE MOST FUN I'VE HAD IN YEARS.
Oh and Ohio is the promised land...
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:30 am
Official Sasuke Uchiha Breastfeeding is using children to gain sexual satisfaction (as a lady's n****e is ERECT, yes ERECT, when breast feeding) Using tampons is like being fingered by the devil! Landover Baptists Ladies of Landover member Mrs. Taffy Davenport-Gaines Crockett, visiting the Landover Christian Pharmacy recently to refill the church tract display, happened upon a shocking sight. A young woman was visibly upset and arguing loudly with pharmacist Emma Mae Martin. What Mrs. Crockett discovered next sickened her unto the point of nausea. "The young woman was trying to buy tampons," Mrs. Crockett said, barely able to hold back tears. "I snatched that girl by the hair and pulled her outside... there were children present! Can you imagine how they'd be damaged by hearing such evil ideas?" “I explained to this young lady that we do not carry such phallic devices as tampons and when attending to her monthly curse," Mrs. Martin said, adding that "Satan himself controls the manufacturing of those things." The young woman then began to verbally abuse her, she said. "A Godly woman is only to use a Maxi-Pad," Mrs. Crockett stated. "Why, they even have them with little angel wings now! I handed her a box and told her unless she wanted my handprint across her face she was never to utter that evil T word again!” The as yet unidentified woman then fled the store in humiliation. Landover Security sketch artists are preparing a likeness to aid in identifying the young woman. Her salvation status is unknown, but based on this event, it is likely she is Hellbound. WOW PLEASE TELL ME THEY'RE TROLLING
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:35 am
The Fall is Inevitable Official Sasuke Uchiha Breastfeeding is using children to gain sexual satisfaction (as a lady's n****e is ERECT, yes ERECT, when breast feeding) Using tampons is like being fingered by the devil! Landover Baptists Ladies of Landover member Mrs. Taffy Davenport-Gaines Crockett, visiting the Landover Christian Pharmacy recently to refill the church tract display, happened upon a shocking sight. A young woman was visibly upset and arguing loudly with pharmacist Emma Mae Martin. What Mrs. Crockett discovered next sickened her unto the point of nausea. "The young woman was trying to buy tampons," Mrs. Crockett said, barely able to hold back tears. "I snatched that girl by the hair and pulled her outside... there were children present! Can you imagine how they'd be damaged by hearing such evil ideas?" “I explained to this young lady that we do not carry such phallic devices as tampons and when attending to her monthly curse," Mrs. Martin said, adding that "Satan himself controls the manufacturing of those things." The young woman then began to verbally abuse her, she said. "A Godly woman is only to use a Maxi-Pad," Mrs. Crockett stated. "Why, they even have them with little angel wings now! I handed her a box and told her unless she wanted my handprint across her face she was never to utter that evil T word again!” The as yet unidentified woman then fled the store in humiliation. Landover Security sketch artists are preparing a likeness to aid in identifying the young woman. Her salvation status is unknown, but based on this event, it is likely she is Hellbound. WOW PLEASE TELL ME THEY'RE TROLLING expertly crafted troll is expertly crafted http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0802/toilet.htmlLOL http://www.landoverbaptist.org/subjectarchive/kids.html
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:36 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:42 am
Haha, they really are pretty damn funny. xD
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 3:20 am
The Fall is Inevitable Haha, they really are pretty damn funny. xD Kids Korner thingy is the best.
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 3:24 am
I HAVE TO POOP WILL GOD BE WATCHING ME
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 3:25 am
Awake! It burns!!!!!!! O.O gonk
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 3:29 am
BambiC Awake! It burns!!!!!!! O.O gonk PEOPLE AWARDS THREAD NAOW
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 3:38 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:38 am
Wth.....I sleep for 12 hours, come back and theres like 30 pages of talking.
Un-active I think not Bambi lol.
So, what is everyone talking about now?
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