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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:16 pm
Marmot42 peoplers um sikh... it's just bacon... just bacon!? I have a personality, and hopes... a couple dreams that don't involve frying pans and/or mouths being digested! bacons are ... white meat too! You're a nice, friendly bacon. That's unique in food these days.
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:18 pm
oh god... i feel so awful now *goes and jumps into Pit of Shame*
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:18 pm
sikh-91 Marmot42 peoplers um sikh... it's just bacon... just bacon!? I have a personality, and hopes... a couple dreams that don't involve frying pans and/or mouths being digested! bacons are ... white meat too! You're a nice, friendly bacon. That's unique in food these days. I'm UNIQUE! surprised Wooo!! Side note: @sikh I got 68... I don't know how much I got you though. I was typing outrage about no bacon love.
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:19 pm
LMAO. Of course you're unique! How many bacons are there that can type ?!
And it's okay, I felt the same too. No bacon love needs to be stopped.
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:20 pm
peoplers oh god... i feel so awful now *goes and jumps into Pit of Shame* Noo!! come back... it smells funny down there!! You do not want that!... *wiggles to find rope to save people from the stink*... (you and everyone, your SN works wonders for that)
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:21 pm
*grabs rope* thank you bacon. when i said i did not like bacon i meant the taste of bacon, therefore i will never eat you and you can live forever *magically extends use by date*
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:24 pm
 Oink. *is now uncooked bacon* wink
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:28 pm
sikh-91  Oink. *is now uncooked bacon* wink We need to slice you up first!!! I can't handle a knife though, so... QUICK SLICE HER BELLY!!
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:28 pm
Marmot42 sikh-91  Oink. *is now uncooked bacon* wink We need to slice you up first!!! I can't handle a knife though, so... QUICK SLICE HER BELLY!! NO D: I'm staying alive. cry
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:31 pm
sikh-91 Marmot42 sikh-91  Oink. *is now uncooked bacon* wink We need to slice you up first!!! I can't handle a knife though, so... QUICK SLICE HER BELLY!! NO D: I'm staying alive. cry But you are pre-pre-cooked bacon... exactly, you still have organs and stuff... that's... just... weird... gotta get ready for the frying pan! It is lonely in the pan all by myself... *Bacon refrains from bursting into song* a llll byyyy myss.. *REFRAINS*
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:31 pm
no!!!! don't hurt sikh!!!!! *protects with witchy powers*
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:33 pm
... if you won't do it and I can't... I am pretty sure she is safe. I bet we could get bacon from her without killing her though! I mean it is only the 'belly' region, we don't need to slice up none of those precious organs.
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:36 pm
I don't want to be sliced and diced. Don't I get a say in this?
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:38 pm
of course you do sikh *pats* now what do you want to do?
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:39 pm
sikh-91 I don't want to be sliced and diced. Don't I get a say in this? Don't you want to be bacon like me? sad Join me the frying pan of life.. sizzling smelling of happiness, waiting for what life brings us next... like lettuce and tomatoes as hug buddies, or some warm eggs to cuddles with? Just give it a chance... you'll never go back, it is too good being bacon.
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