Wally_West
KING FLASH DEMANDS NIGHTLY ENTERTAINMENT IN THE ROYAL WATERING HOLE.
So, did you hear about the optician who fell into the lense grinder? He really made a spectacle of himself!
*Ba-bum TCH!*
Did you hear Willie Nelson got hit by a bus? Yeah, he was playing on the road again!
*Ba-bum TCH!*
You know why the leper crashed his car? He left his foot on the gas!
*Ba-bum TCH!*
Know how many ears Davy Crockett had? Three. His left ear, his right ear, and his wild front ear.
*Ba-bum TCH!*
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here until you can get rid of me.